Originally Posted by The_Snail

Had your jabs? Oh, and it only takes one hand.

I dunno what any of that means really. I dont ave diseases and I've got two 'ands. I'm free Fridee after me tea.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

I dunno what any of that means really. I dont ave diseases and I've got two 'ands. I'm free Fridee after me tea.

You are so booked. How are you at gardening?

(Love the photo - it raised a laugh- very rare at the moment).

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You are so booked. How are you at gardening?

(Love the photo - it raised a laugh- very rare at the moment).

Gardening? What? Peas and that? Yeah alright not bad, I've 'andled tomato sauce before now.
What bus goes to your 'ouse? Don't worry about not laughing I do that most days ... unless I see a gonk or a smurf. They're good.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Gardening? What? Peas and that? Yeah alright not bad, I've 'andled tomato sauce before now.
What bus goes to your 'ouse? Don't worry about not laughing I do that most days ... unless I see a gonk or a smurf. They're good.

A little bit of wee just fell out...........

Originally Posted by The_Snail

A little bit of wee just fell out...........

Too much information ...... again lol

Originally Posted by The_Snail

A little bit of wee just fell out...........

yeah i got a wiff. it's a bit like mine. but gingerier.

fink i've run outta photos of meself nar so ta da then, see ya Fridee.

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

yeah i got a wiff. it's a bit like mine. but gingerier.

fink i've run outta photos of meself nar so ta da then, see ya Fridee.

If you want to kiss me you have to pay.

The Government is right to call fat people fat and thick children thick



A horizontally-challenged individual

There’s a bracing new honesty in the Coalition’s approach to personal descriptions. The health minister Anne Milton has just said that it’s better to call obese people fat because they’re more likely to do something about it. And the Education Secretary Michael Gove has added that “rich, thick kids” are overtaking poor, clever children by the age of six.

Both of them are spot on. There were some pretty stupid children at my expensive prep school and public school who sailed into good universities and good jobs, entirely because they had been coached so extensively. And part of the reason they did so well is because they were constantly treated as stupid: put into the lowest sets, shouted at, told how hard they’d have to work in order to get into their next school, university, law school, or solicitors’ office, or whatever the next stage might be. They were never allowed to coast by being told that it was fine, they were just differently enabled; why not just play some ping pong instead of doing remedial Latin?

The same goes for being fat, as my colleague Andrew Brown has wisely pointed out before. Using words like obesity gives fatness a pseudo-scientific, pseudo-medical camouflage that allows the fat person to put their self-indulgence down to an unavoidable disorder; as opposed to an utterly avoidable greediness, treatable with the ancient prescription - “Stay off the Chips. Daily.”

Language is a powerful tool for evasive action. The Anglo-Saxon word – like fat or thick – is the brave, direct one, which tells the truth. The Latinate word – obese or challenged – is the cowardly, indirect one that lets the sufferer off the hook.

As always, George Orwell got it right. “Bad writers, and especially scientific, political, and sociological writers, are nearly always haunted by the notion that Latin or Greek words are grander than Saxon ones, and unnecessary words like expedite, ameliorate, predict, extraneous, deracinated, clandestine, subaqueous, and hundreds of others constantly gain ground from their Anglo-Saxon numbers.

It is often easier to make up words of this kind (deregionalise, impermissible, extramarital, non-fragmentary and so forth) than to think up the English words that will cover one’s meaning. The result, in general, is an increase in slovenliness and vagueness… The inflated style itself is a kind of euphemism.
A mass of Latin words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outline and covering up all the details.”

The Government is right to call fat people fat and thick children thick – Telegraph Blogs

Excellent so I dont have to call the engineers 'Challenging' I can just call them 'Tossers' I feel so much better now....

Originally Posted by johnboyzzz

With your svelte like figure

what is wrong with calling them by their proper name - FAT all they have to do step sway from the pies

My Bold :- If that's some kind of fancy dancing then it should help the fat gits lose weight!
Edit - forgot where I was