Buy a nice Certificate - Walts

**Alec_Lomas** · 20-07-2010, 19:15

Originally Posted by Micawber

Back in the early 80s I did/got sent on the LRRP course at the SF school in Wiengarten where all the DS were 'Them' , with the exception of the two Shakey Boat Sq. staff membersAt the end of the course 'They' went around handing out the most appalling Walty certificates bearing the badge and motto and a bit of guff which they'd clearly arranged to have run off privately somewhere.

The 'award' was immediately followed by 'that'll be 50 Deutchmarks' which obviously funded their end of course piss up.

Funny enough as a classic piece of DS blackmail but soon turned to hilarity as both us students and the DS spotted the ginger RMP Capt, who had somehow blagged his way onto an infantry course - and was the biggest twat I ever met in a uniform - tucking it carefully away and looking as chuffed as if he'd been awarded a VC.

The wanker has probably still got it on his wall somewhere.

My bold there, I corrected the detail for you

**mordread** · 21-07-2010, 01:32

Well fcuk me if it isn't Jim Shorttarse's brigade again.

By the by...is he dead yet? the place doesn't seem the same without him.

**mordread** · 21-07-2010, 01:36

I tryed to upload an image of an ebay IBA certificate and failed....and now I've lost the will to live.

**Juan_Ramirez_III** · 21-07-2010, 08:59

Originally Posted by mordread

I tryed to upload an image of an ebay IBA certificate and failed....and now I've lost the will to live.

Well quick, do us a favour and down a pint of Windowlene and Baby Bio

**uncle_vanya** · 22-07-2010, 00:39

Wow!! That means I can buy a Certificate to 'prove' that I was that 'Hofficer and Gentleman'.... and left the Army as General Sir Maltravers Mainwaring (a.k.a Phat B'stard, Uncle Vanya) of Sausage-Roll and Pies... of course these certificates look nothing like my Dad's War time Commission parchment....

**therealbigdizzle** · 24-07-2010, 03:49

I assume on the certificate they write your name on it then stick black nasty over it.

**gunfighter** · 05-08-2010, 12:06

YouTube - ‪L1A1 w/ SUIT Scope & Shout Outs (05-10).MOV‬&lrm;

Gentlemen you may care to check this guy out ........... I came across him whilst browsing for stuff on the SLR ...... Apparantly he is well connected counting members of Rhodesian SAS amongst his friends. I am debating whether to point out to him that there is no such place as Rhodesia ............... any more.

You may wish to exchange points of view ;) ..........

**Spanny** · 05-08-2010, 12:22

Originally Posted by gunfighter

YouTube - ‪L1A1 w/ SUIT Scope & Shout Outs (05-10).MOV‬&lrm;

What I find disturbing is the number of messages on youtube along the lines of " Yo dude that's a really cool vid , I'm a big of the L1A1 etc " I thought it'd be full " STFU you salad dodging freak "

**whatley** · 05-08-2010, 12:42

Originally Posted by gunfighter

Gentlemen you may care to check this guy out ........... I came across him whilst browsing for stuff on the SLR ...... Apparantly he is well connected counting members of Rhodesian SAS amongst his friends. I am debating whether to point out to him that there is no such place as Rhodesia ............... any more.

You may wish to exchange points of view ;) ..........

Thought I'd try to embed it for you.

**gunfighter** · 05-08-2010, 13:10

THANKS FOR THAT ............................CLEVER ARRSE !! LoL

**kip59** · 05-08-2010, 13:38

fat cnut.

some pokey drill might stop your love affair with this or stick an iws on it and no sling and carry it about for days, might get rid of some of that weight.

**nebapneb** · 05-08-2010, 16:09

Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III

No you didnt you beefer, you wanted us all to pile into the proverbial 'Outrage Special' 7.5 tonner and head out into the murky internet waving placards and shouting a lot....If I could screw cash out of army barmy civvies by selling certificates that resemble the winning entry in a 'who can pooh the most onto a piece of A3' competition then I would.

Fair play to the bloke, if you scream out enough of them every year its your fortnight in Gran Canaria booked and sorted.

wish i had a spare tenner to buy me the degree cert, save doing a real one with the OU
oh and the IBA, 23SAS and PCompany with course report certs to round everything off

**Ruckerwocman** · 05-08-2010, 16:09

Originally Posted by Travelgall

Anybody in the Airsoft market for one of these to go with your nice shinny illegally bought Osprey plates. You can also buy a "P Company" Certificate, "Sniper All Arms" Certificate, "Interrogation & Counter Insurgency" certificate et all. Should we castigate the guy selling this deeply offensive crap, or salute him for getting a bunch of Peter Pan fantasists to buy it.

Thanks to strima for finding this rubbish on ebay.

eBay My World - commandogunner21

Lemme see if I have this straight. This nutter will sell you a certificate that claims you passed the (fantasy) IBA course (signed off by Jim Shortt) for 3 pounds 99 p

That's seriously f*cked up.

I mean why would a walt go to the trouble of buying a certificate to claim he had passed this training when in fact the International Bodyguard Association is itself a walt course? Wouldn't that make a double negative (or something)?