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    Senior Member Cuddles's Avatar
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    Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Just caught the Karl Winn Webeurope thread on arrse and was genuinely shocked by the fear that the sight of his business premises aroused in fellow arrsers. Apparently it is the juxtaposition of the paedophile positive discrimination of his recruitment policy coupled to the scout hut architecture which arouses the fear.

    924000 hits for scout master abuse on bing, versus 6140000 for priests...

    So over to the brethren...should our children be prepared, be very prepared?

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    No one messes with my toggle.
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    A scout master in Germany was looked into very closely by thte RMP/SIB a while back. He was a wrongun, but nothing was ever proved......so, therefore he's possibly not a paedo.

    But I don't trust 'em, that and AI's ;)

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    No one messes with my toggle.
    Is that what your woggle became, after he'd played his 'special' game?
    The pen is mightier than the sword - until you meet someone who has knowledge of simple chemistry, metal forging and ballistics.

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    No one messes with my toggle.
    But I'd love him to mess with my woggle.

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    dib dib dibbed to get dob dobbed dobbed?
    Nothing to see here, move along...

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    my scoutmaster never actually touched me.


    just placed me in the cornor and masturbated over me.......

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Any organisation that attracts kids will also attract their 'admirers', be it scouts, cadets or the junior football league.
    stercus accidit
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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Only the ones that failed Catholic selection.
    'Scouting for boys' bit of a vague instruction.
    The older I get..... the better I was....

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Quote Originally Posted by sunami
    Any organisation that attracts kids will also attract their 'admirers', be it scouts, cadets or the junior football league.
    and the church.

    What sunami said. Its how these organisations deal with it that makes the difference.
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    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
    Now all my lies are proved untrue
    And I must face the men I slew.
    What tale shall serve me here among
    Mine angry and defrauded young?

    Kipling: EPITAPHS 1914

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Let me see, the boss one is called Master, who also likes to wear shorts and regularly takes young boys off to remote areas for week-ends.

    Nope nothing wrong there then!

    Not like the Boys Brigade. A thoroughly wholesome organisation and backbone of society.
    Thanks to all who read my little contributions and don't shout nasty words at me, it means so much and I like the likes. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my parents for their tremendous support throughout my career and without whom I would not be standing here today. Also my agent, she's been my rock.

    Do be careful though as Hector and his clique may descend upon you with their stock in trade proclamations of your inherent inferiority. And as it's the internet, they get off on it.

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    No.
    I am a horrible civilian-type, but I work in the industry and hang around here to get some insight.

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Are you a priest cuddles?

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    Quote Originally Posted by BrandySoured

    Not like the Boys Brigade. A thoroughly wholesome organisation and backbone of society.
    Now that's not quite true is it? http://news.scotsman.com/paedophilia...for.3466456.jp

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2006/ju...ligion.ukcrime
    stercus accidit
    25.8069758011 = the ²root of all evil

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    Re: Are all scout masters kiddy fiddlers?

    At least the scout master can't send you to hell for eternity for wanking.

    Catholic priests, they really can send you to hell.
    There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you

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