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    Senior Member Grapevine's Avatar
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    "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    The inner-city schoolkids at a debating society I mentor have been given the following impossibly, ridiculously broad motion to debate:

    "This house believes that Britain is broken."

    I figure this is right up ARRSE's street! So, does anyone want to add anything to the list of whinges about Britain? Or is someone going to pipe up for dear Blighty? The floor is yours!

    Here's the list so far:

    Pros

    - Petty street crime - chavs
    - Serious crime e.g. child abuse, paedophilia, murders etc
    - Political correctness – light sentencing, yooman rights for criminals
    - Falling educational and skills standards
    - Too much immigration
    - People unemployed and living on benefits
    - Manufacturing sector collapse
    - Bloated, inefficient public services, esp. NHS
    - War on Terror
    - Class warfare (rich/poor, privilege)
    - Popular apathy, media, democracy, EU
    - Political corruption and cronyism (expenses scandal, BAE)
    - Surveillance and public paranoia
    - Alcohol and drug abuse
    - Obesity/ health
    - Sexualisation of children and teen pregnancy, collapse of family
    - Urban alienation and isolation
    - Treatment of the elderly
    - Public attitudes toward of public services and military
    - Dumbing down of culture/celebrity worship, media power
    - Ghettoisation, no-go areas, extremism

    Cons - why Britain is still ok
    - Rule of law still works… most of the time
    - Still hub of world finance and education
    - It’s not that bad... compared to
    - Low corruption, even compared with EU countries
    - Political/media freedom
    - British fair play
    - British culture exported around the world
    - Contribution to humanitarian missions worldwide + charity
    - Land of opportunity
    - A pint down the pub
    - Social safety net
    - Popular social activism and responsibility
    - War on Terror

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    You are Gordon Broon, and I claim my £5. ( Less VAT, PAYE, Tax tax, food allowance etc.)

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Quote Originally Posted by Grapevine
    Cons - why Britain is still ok
    - Rule of law still works… most of the time
    - Still hub of world finance and education
    - It’s not that bad... compared to
    - Low corruption, even compared with EU countries
    - Political/media freedom
    - British fair play
    - British culture exported around the world
    - Contribution to humanitarian missions worldwide + charity (I though this was supposed to be the "why it's still OK" bit?)
    - Land of opportunity
    - A pint down the pub (give you that one)
    - Social safety net
    - Popular social activism and responsibility
    - War on Terror
    Apart from the bolds, where is this "Britain" that you speak of?
    How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms. GBS

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    ReAs far as the education and culture bits go, I have my concerns about how long that'll last. Both are rapidly being turned into nothing more than money-making ventures, which entirely defeats the point. The points-based visa system is a farce for institutions and an expensive fuck-about for students, which is making UK education less desirable all the time.

    There are still things to enjoy about the place but the lack of strategic thinking at any level starting with the electorate down is extremely depressing. The world is changing yet we still seem to think it revolves around us. It may be a comfortable slumber, but the longer we delay it the more painful the awakening will be.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Britain is undoubtedly broken, however it is not yet a basket case. Given the right leadership it can be turned around. The big question is who and where is that leadership?
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Re: Aunty Stella: I don't know where this Britain is, but I reckon at least some of the kids will be arguing against so I have to throw them a bone.

    Quote Originally Posted by oscar1whisky
    You are Gordon Broon, and I claim my £5. ( Less VAT, PAYE, Tax tax, food allowance etc.)
    That's a logical impossibility, if I were GB I'd shoot myself and since I'm still posting I can't be GB!

    This is a debate and I have to give points for either side in order to have a remotely balanced discussion. Originally I was going to give them a little bit of info on each topic (statistics, quotes etc) but as the list grew to ridiculous lengths, I decided I had better things to do with my time.

    I've written 'At what point is a country broken? What level of muggings, for example, is acceptable?' as one of the 'issues to consider' on the information sheet being handed out in class. It's an example of why the motion is totally retarded.

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    I thought "Pro" was "for", and "Con" "against".
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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    I suppose it depends on how far you see our nation as being intertwined with our place in the world (present and former) we still have the habits of a superpower when the reality is that we're struggling to cling to second rank at best and in a great many things aren't even that.

    Our language isn't a Unique Selling Point anymore - quite apart from the other Anglophone nations cutting our grass (Australia has been an incredibly aggressive competitor for ESOL and English-medium education), English has become a true world language and people who speak it as a second tongue have no real cultural connection to Britain by virtue of speaking it. It might as well be Esperanto, for all the 'soft power' it gives us.

    Without a clear articulation of what 'Britain' is supposed to be about, it isn't possible to state clearly how an un-broken Britain should look. That the current set-up isn't satisfactory is pretty clearly a widespread feeling, but what exactly would constitute 'satisfactory'; and is that achievable with the resources we have? There isn't any consensus on either point, so far as I can see. Depressing though it is, it seems like we'll all just keep pulling away in our own little directions with no coordination of effort to achieve anything.

    Christ, I need a drink.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Grapevine - "Cons - A pint down the pub"

    Brilliant, promote alcohol to children as a positive and expected aspect of society Why not add 'passing round the ready rubbed'?

    They're children, i.e. they know bugger all and need to be taught, instructed. Why not get an A&E medic along to talk about how, regularly, up to 70% of admissions are alcohol related?

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Not broken beyond repair, but certainly confused and lacking direction.

    We've lost our sense of identity. Scotland and Wales have their national identity, but the English don't because it's widely discouraged by national and local government, and certain sections of the media - all of which has the completely opposite effect to what they hope to achieve by spurring extremism. The diversity industry appears to champion minority groups and frown upon the rest. Our inner city schools struggle to contend with different languages and cultures. It's all a bit of a clusterfcuk with room for error or ommision at every turn and no-one bold enough to stand up and say it's all bollocks. All that is required to pull everyone together is for schools to take their lead from the Scouts and Guides. Display the Union flag and have the kids sing the National anthem. No exceptions or arguement. Everyone's equal. Job done.

    Equally the loss of manufacturing has also meant the loss of apprenticeships and social clubs where older generations set standards for younger ones. Single parent families have also increased the loss of opportunity for kids to be inspired and guided by parents and grand parents. Health and Safety, Insurance and CRB checks with all of the associated costs have detered adult involvement in youth organizations, thus resulting in a further bleed of inspiration and example. Then you have the internet and 24 hour TV to further chain young minds to a surreal world instead of encouraging social interaction.

    Loss of inspiration, example and opportunity, coupled with less social interaction has encouraged idleness and self pity. "I don't want to do that! I know my rights!" Hence, it is not the generous income that keeps many young people on benefits, but a complete lack of imagination and motivation- and an aversion to hard work.
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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Re: accusations about alcohol. I wrote "pint down the pub", not "several bottles of White Lightning cider in a disused bus stop." In addition I included "drug and alcohol abuse" in the pro list. These are 16-year-olds, you can hardly deny the existence of alcohol any more than the colour of the sky, and 'pint down the pub' evokes community as well as drinking. Given the maturity level of the kids - all of whom voluntarily attend this after-school club - I don't believe they will come away with a false understanding of something which, for many people, better or worse, IS a major social activity in this country. Probably best qualified by "but this is only for adults, guys" but I don't think I was contributing to a social ill.

    Quote Originally Posted by telecaster
    I thought "Pro" was "for", and "Con" "against".
    The motion is a negative - so if you're 'pro', you DO believe Britain is broken.

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Jesus. Ask any of the little Muppets to take a look at Britain any time before WW2, then come back and tell me its 'Broken'.

    Which, if you wish to educate the spoiled little brats, is the Conservative & Unionist Party's worst mistake in the election run-up.

    We're broken? Thanks Posh Gits. We'd be a little less Broken if your 'Lord' Ashcroft had bunged a few quid into the kitty instead of trying to Spaz elections from his fastness in, er, Belize.

    We're far from perfect, but at least we have stopped burning Catholics at the stake. A mistake in the view of many of us, but it seems burning them infringes their Human Rights in some way I do not pretend to undertand.

    Tell the children to take a Gap Year in the Horn of Africa then come back to the Island and tell me its 'Broken'.

    I'll punch them in the mouth, but it will contribute 6 CPD points to their CV, yah?
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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Prison service after the Andrew. Last post before retirement,Young Offenders and remand H.M.P. Brinsford Nr Wolverhampton West MIdlands. The place held the most trash bag ,toe rag scum that would make the chav morons on Jeremy Kyle look like mensa candidates. The parents who visited them may have had a collective I.Q. of minus 7. On nights in the control room it was quite usual to receive a telephone call at midnight to the theme of" Our Johnny went to court this morning and he aint come home yet , have you got him? Britain is smashed beyond repair .
    Bring em on lets see what they've got . stand still or i'll send the dog. . Fcuk 'em all bar one and bollocks to him! Take it from a 71 year old Teddy Boy;-Rock N Roll will never die;- So there! Another thing;- "This were all fields when I was a lad!"P.S. No medals.

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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Quote Originally Posted by jesse
    Prison service after the Andrew. Last post before retirement,Young Offenders and remand H.M.P. Brinsford Nr Wolverhampton West MIdlands. The place held the most trash bag ,toe rag scum that would make the chav morons on Jeremy Kyle look like mensa candidates. The parents who visited them may have had a collective I.Q. of minus 7. On nights in the control room it was quite usual to receive a telephone call at midnight to the theme of" Our Johnny went to court this morning and he aint come home yet , have you got him? Britain is smashed beyond repair .
    Hi Rozzer. Do a Google on The Border Reivers, then bleat on. A few years ago we'd have done Johnny, raped his Mum and his Dad then sold the lot to the Scots for their haggis.

    Your experience doesn't mean Britain is broken. Its not Britain's fault you couldnt get a decent job.

    As for the rest? If you think Britain is broken, fuck off to Greece. Its the Land of Opportunity I hear?
    A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
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    Re: "This House Believes Britain is Broken"

    Fcuk me, what a question.

    No I don't believe Britain is broken, BUT if the social engineering train isn't stopped soon it will smash into the buffers.
    The "English" part of the UK needs to be allowed to celebrate its heritage and history without feeling dirty, why can't we have a BH for St. Georges day. If we did have the said holiday we must not let it be hijacked by the EDL, BNP and any other "right-wing" party. At the sametime I don't like what my country is becoming; dirty, self-centered, lazy, me,me,me orientated. I have 2 kids one of 17 the other 7 and I do wonder what they will inherit.
    ALL immigrants should be made to learn english, no more translations, let people keep their religions but Christianity is the religion of the country and if you don't like it, ship out.

    Somehow we need to snap the country out of its apathy, we are sleep-walking into a federal europe and OUR leaders are doing it and "WE" seem to not care about it.

    Talking of "our" leaders we need to remind them that they serve us and not the other way round, this goes to all leaders from parish councils upwards. We could start with a constitution and the opening line could be

    "WE THE PEOPLE.........................................yad a yada."

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