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    The Septics are moving to Clapham

    A lovely part of South London and I am surprised many of us dont live there. Or go there. What with all the shopping opportunities on Streatham High Street of a Saturday morning, and Tooting Bec market within gobbing distance?

    Tooting & Mitcham United Football Club commemorative mugs are still for sale. Half price before the Septics discover Morden on Avon was the birthplace of William Shakespeare and the home town of Winston Churchill. And HRH The Queen. And the Purley Kings.

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Duke, may I say on behalf of planet earth, what are you on about? :D
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    OK, so this one's a bit off the wall, even for you ID, but I'll bite, although I suspect I'll come to regret it.

    How much are you asking?
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    New US Embassy.
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    You've not been eating here have you?

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    A lovely part of South London and I am surprised many of us dont live there. Or go there. What with all the shopping opportunities on Streatham High Street of a Saturday morning, and Tooting Bec market within gobbing distance?

    Tooting & Mitcham United Football Club commemorative mugs are still for sale. Half price before the Septics discover Morden on Avon was the birthplace of William Shakespeare and the home town of Winston Churchill. And HRH The Queen. And the Purley Kings.

    Cor, lav a dak, Mayry Puppins.

    Anyone want to buy a demo job in Berkley Square?
    ermmmmmmmmm it's actually Nine Elms the US Embassy is moving to
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by muhandis89
    New US Embassy.
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Clapham? Streatham? Tooting? Mitcham?

    Isn't it actually Battersea (or Nine Elms), pretentiously also known as South Chelsea?


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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
    Clapham? Streatham? Tooting? Mitcham?

    Isn't it actually Battersea (or Nine Elms), pretentiously also known as South Chelsea?


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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by muhandis89
    Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
    Gosh. That loud noisy baseball team they used to pollute Regents Park with, will have to relocate to... er... erm... wassname of that park in south London that ginger bird got raped and murdered in.... wassname? The Wombles live there....

    Whatever. I'm sure the Septics will love sarf London.
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    The Wombles live there....
    Milton Keynes?
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    Quote Originally Posted by muhandis89
    Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
    Gosh. That loud noisy baseball team they used to pollute Regents Park with, will have to relocate to... er... erm... wassname of that park in south London that ginger bird got raped and murdered in.... wassname? The Wombles live there....

    Whatever. I'm sure the Septics will love sarf London.
    Surely, they'll just move it to Battersea Park
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

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    <snip>...Anyone want to buy a demo job in Berkley Square?
    Assuming that you're referring to Berkeley Square, why? What's there apart from a song-filled nightingale? :P

    Do you actually mean Grosvenor Square, the location of the US Embassy since 1938?
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Seems odd that the Yanks would choose to position their embassy in Nine Elms, though. Don't they know that Cabbies don't ply south of the river? And it's not exactly handy for the Tube.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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