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23-02-2010, 23:51 #1
The Septics are moving to Clapham
A lovely part of South London and I am surprised many of us dont live there. Or go there. What with all the shopping opportunities on Streatham High Street of a Saturday morning, and Tooting Bec market within gobbing distance?
Tooting & Mitcham United Football Club commemorative mugs are still for sale. Half price before the Septics discover Morden on Avon was the birthplace of William Shakespeare and the home town of Winston Churchill. And HRH The Queen. And the Purley Kings.
Cor, lav a dak, Mayry Puppins.
Anyone want to buy a demo job in Berkley Square?A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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23-02-2010, 23:55 #2
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Duke, may I say on behalf of planet earth, what are you on about? :D
Starboard 10, Round again, pull in the buoys
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24-02-2010, 00:07 #3
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
OK, so this one's a bit off the wall, even for you ID, but I'll bite, although I suspect I'll come to regret it.
How much are you asking?Foxtrot Romeo Oscar
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24-02-2010, 00:09 #4
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
New US Embassy.
''God wanted to be a Sapper-Lo,and it was done!''
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24-02-2010, 00:09 #5
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
You've not been eating here have you?
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24-02-2010, 00:11 #6
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
ermmmmmmmmm it's actually Nine Elms the US Embassy is moving to
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,camel blue in one hand,wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOW!!! WHAT A RIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
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24-02-2010, 00:11 #7
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
With you now. If you're looking in the right direction, it's not confusing at all.
Originally Posted by muhandis89
Foxtrot Romeo Oscar
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24-02-2010, 00:19 #8
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Clapham? Streatham? Tooting? Mitcham?
Isn't it actually Battersea (or Nine Elms), pretentiously also known as South Chelsea?
(Beaten by Poppy - but I don't mind)"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
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24-02-2010, 00:24 #9
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
''God wanted to be a Sapper-Lo,and it was done!''
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24-02-2010, 00:38 #10
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Only to those who want to big it up and try to get more cash when selling their abodes.
Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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24-02-2010, 00:49 #11
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Gosh. That loud noisy baseball team they used to pollute Regents Park with, will have to relocate to... er... erm... wassname of that park in south London that ginger bird got raped and murdered in.... wassname? The Wombles live there....
Originally Posted by muhandis89
Whatever. I'm sure the Septics will love sarf London.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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24-02-2010, 00:52 #12
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Milton Keynes?
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
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24-02-2010, 00:54 #13
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Surely, they'll just move it to Battersea Park
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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24-02-2010, 00:58 #14
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Assuming that you're referring to Berkeley Square, why? What's there apart from a song-filled nightingale? :P
Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Do you actually mean Grosvenor Square, the location of the US Embassy since 1938?In 1953 the UK Defence Budget was 11.3% of GDP. By 1966 it had been reduced to 6.6%. In 2011 it is hovering around 2%. Good job we're no longer expected to fight any wars, isn't it?
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24-02-2010, 00:59 #15
Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham
Seems odd that the Yanks would choose to position their embassy in Nine Elms, though. Don't they know that Cabbies don't ply south of the river? And it's not exactly handy for the Tube.
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
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