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Discuss The Septics are moving to Clapham at the The Intelligence Cell forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by muhandis89 Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been ...
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by muhandis89
    Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
    Gosh. That loud noisy baseball team they used to pollute Regents Park with, will have to relocate to... er... erm... wassname of that park in south London that ginger bird got raped and murdered in.... wassname? The Wombles live there....

    Whatever. I'm sure the Septics will love sarf London.
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

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    The Wombles live there....
    Milton Keynes?
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    Quote Originally Posted by muhandis89
    Most of the septics I know,working in the current location,have been told that they'll need to live on the same side of the river ,as the new Embassy at Nine Elms.Apart from the ambassador that is!
    Gosh. That loud noisy baseball team they used to pollute Regents Park with, will have to relocate to... er... erm... wassname of that park in south London that ginger bird got raped and murdered in.... wassname? The Wombles live there....

    Whatever. I'm sure the Septics will love sarf London.
    Surely, they'll just move it to Battersea Park
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

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    Assuming that you're referring to Berkeley Square, why? What's there apart from a song-filled nightingale? :P

    Do you actually mean Grosvenor Square, the location of the US Embassy since 1938?
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    Seems odd that the Yanks would choose to position their embassy in Nine Elms, though. Don't they know that Cabbies don't ply south of the river? And it's not exactly handy for the Tube.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
    Seems odd that the Yanks would choose to position their embassy in Nine Elms, though. Don't they know that Cabbies don't ply south of the river? And it's not exactly handy for the Tube.
    Well it means that they won't have to trouble themselves overly with people seeking tourist visas...
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    They'll be alright for entertainment.............it's just up the road from Battersea Dogs Home ;)

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    The Wombles live there....
    Milton Keynes?
    Nah it`s concretre cahs wot lives in MK. The Wimbles live in Womblesomething.
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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands
    Seems odd that the Yanks would choose to position their embassy in Nine Elms, though. Don't they know that Cabbies don't ply south of the river? And it's not exactly handy for the Tube.
    But far enough away from the effects of a briefcase nuke.....
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

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    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Re: The Septics are moving to Clapham

    The Septics are moving to Clapham....



    That's them 'really up the junction' then














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