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    Senior Member Speedy's Avatar
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    Hurt Feelings Report

    Enjoy:



    And here is a downloadble PDF version: http://www.militaryreligiousfreedom....9/attach_1.pdf
    I'm sure some SNCOs with a sence of sarcasm will keep a stack of these to hand!
    There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And there are those that say: this glass is half empty.
    The world belongs, however to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!'
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    Terry Pratchett - The Truth

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    Re: Hurt Feelings Report

    Speedy, I'm currently languishing in a Welfare post. Thanks a lot, I've printed off the PDF doc and it's going to be passed around as required at work tomorrow.

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    Re: Hurt Feelings Report

    I'll bet people would actually start to fill it in too if they were given it!
    There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And there are those that say: this glass is half empty.
    The world belongs, however to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!'
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    Terry Pratchett - The Truth

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    Re: Hurt Feelings Report

    My boss is a civil servant, I'll tell him it's from AWS and see how long it takes him to twig. With a little editing I might just swing it.

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    bluntslane
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    Re: Hurt Feelings Report

    As seen on Pvt.Murphy....like the idea never got around to making one, cheers, will be dished out this w/e!
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