Having totally misread the idea of the thread, my edit is as follows.
I can offer the "pointing at your own eyes then at something else without making a sound course"
Very useful for the wannabe spec-op types.
Also the "Sitting around and waiting for the bus load of nurses to appear" course, this is one all squaddie types need to know about as a matter of basics.
Followed up with, "the how to walk around the regt lines all day with a bit of paper to look like you are actually doing something" course
And then end the day with the "leaf sweeping exercise" course
Using the knowledge of all ARRSE members quite a long course detailing all the nuances of the Charge " conduct prejudicial to good order and military discipline " .
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