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    Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    ....... how did this reprehensible woman's antics avoid the glare of ARRSE's spotlights?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6942945.ece

    She and her husband are beyond a bloody joke.
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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    I know this is not the NAAFI, but has anyone here had Sally?

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    She's just trying to gain favour with the type of people who may vote for her - probably all lies.
    And hence one master passion in the breast, like Aaron's serpent swallows up the rest.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Quote Originally Posted by uk_numpty
    I know this is not the NAAFI, but has anyone here had Sally?
    Nope and never in my life have i been drunk enough that i would.
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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Quote Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB
    Quote Originally Posted by uk_numpty
    I know this is not the NAAFI, but has anyone here had Sally?
    Nope and never in my life have i been drunk enough that i would.
    Liar.
    Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    she's surely planting herself to destroy the local labour party - it's absurd!
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Is it me, or is she just Anthea Turner on steroids? I'd do her, but what she sees in a multi-millionaire dwarf is anyone's guess. I did feel compelled, however, to knock one out across her picture in the Mail the other day. Ye cannae whack a bit of upskirt action: stockings = dirty cow.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Did she get that chin off the Wicked Witch of the West?

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    I'd make her back door rattle!!!
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    But don't ask me what I think of you
    I might not give the answer that you want me to".

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    1. Dish-pan hands - can't Mr Speaker claim for a dishwasher?

    2. Too much leg for her 'status' and age.

    3. Of course I would.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    1. Dish-pan hands - can't Mr Speaker claim for a dishwasher?

    2. Too much leg for her 'status' and age.

    3. Of course I would.
    1. I'm sure he has a char lady for such things

    2. Not bad legs at all, probably the only worthwhile thing to be seen in that household

    3. Only with a sharpened shovel. She votes Labour and therefor is deserving of a good slap with a large hammer.

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    1. Dish-pan hands - can't Mr Speaker claim for a dishwasher?

    2. Too much leg for her 'status' and age.

    3. Of course I would.
    1. I'm sure he has a char lady for such things

    2. Not bad legs at all, probably the only worthwhile thing to be seen in that household

    3. Only with a sharpened shovel. She votes Labour and therefor is deserving of a good slap with a large hammer.
    1. Possibly a cheap illegal immigrant.
    2. Don't get him started on re-furnishing with Chippendale.
    3. I still would

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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    Sounds like she's trying to get some credibility with the people, it's all a croc of shite!
    of course I would, the mucky bitch :D
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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    She needs to shut her mouth - we are well past the "too much information" stage. However, she deserves our pity for having to share her bed with that patronising, smug little schmuck of a so-called Speaker. God, he is annoying.

    Oh yes, I would too.
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    Re: Mrs Speaker should stop speaking......

    I think the fact that they can exist as a couple shows just how seriously they take politics. I couldn't be in the same room as a Labour supporter for any length of time because it would end in violence.

    It reminds of the smug grins being passed around as the pre-budget report was released the other day. It's as though the whole thing is a game and millions of lives aren't affected by every decision they make.
    I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. Though when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: "wait a second could it be?", and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

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