View Poll Results: DII - The worst IT system you have ever used?

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    Senior Member Mr_Bridger's Avatar
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    Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

    The nation that gave you Shirley Bassey, Pot Noodle mines and the Regimental Mascot has ceased to exist. Tis sad but true.

    Those of you who have been tortured by the ongoing DII survey by Atlas will no doubt be shocked and stunned to know that your DII system may reside in England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Germany or Other. Wales is not an option.

    May Wales rest in peace.

    P.S.
    Dear survey team - i'm disappointed on how large the text box was for "what I thought I thought the single best aspect of the system" was.The 1000 character limit could be reduced by some 999 chars.

    Secondly i'm disappointed on the 1000 character limit on my thoughts on "what the single worst aspect of the system was." Could I ask that this is expanded by say.... 800000 chars? and perhaps more than one aspect of its failings?

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Please tell me that includes Sennybridge?
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Oh! no 'smartascarrots', not as long as you are there - in a trench hopefully.

    If you can't hack Sennybridge, then leave the Army!

    OK - we have ceased to exist. No more paying tax to the 'psycho' Brown?

    What is: 'DII' anyway?

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    Senior Member Mr_Bridger's Avatar
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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    Please tell me that includes Sennybridge?
    There is but hope

    That cattlegrid at the top of Chruch Hill must surely be a teleporter to the land that time forgot!
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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Bridger
    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    Please tell me that includes Sennybridge?
    There is but hope

    That cattlegrid at the top of Chruch Hill must surely be a teleporter to the land that time forgot!
    Yes, but does it work as you're coming in or going out?
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Thank fcuck for that, another sh1thole full of inbreds got rid of.

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Quote Originally Posted by western
    Thank fcuck for that, another sh1thole full of inbreds got rid of.
    I agree, all we need now is Liverpool to go the same way and this countrys saved.
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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    If Carlsberg made dreams come true.............
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Quote Originally Posted by scarletto
    Quote Originally Posted by western
    Thank fcuck for that, another sh1thole full of inbreds got rid of.
    I agree, all we need now is Liverpool to go the same way and this countrys saved.
    My plan for that is a Nuclear bomb test site. :P

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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    DII has a search engine worse than MSN. It takes a lot of effort to make a search engine that bad.

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    Senior Member Mr_Bridger's Avatar
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    Re: Wales has ceased to exist.... DII survey says so.

    Quote Originally Posted by verticalgyro
    DII has a search engine worse than MSN. It takes a lot of effort to make a search engine that bad.
    ...and there was me thinking it was a random link generator - silly me!
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