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    Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Two fat cnuts, I mean ...

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    A newborn baby who was taken into care after her parents were judged to be too overweight to look after her has been returned home.

    The mother gave birth to the little girl by Caesarean section at Ninewells hospital in Dundee two weeks ago.

    Just 24 hours later, social workers arrived on the maternity ward to take her daughter away, after serving child protection papers on both parents.

    Six of their other children have also been taken into care this year.

    The couple, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, say they have been falsely accused of being unable to look after their family because they are overweight.

    The father weighs 18 stones and the mother weighs more than 23 stones.

    Last year, authorities expressed concern that some of the children were dangerously overweight.

    Three of the children in care are now attending an obesity clinic. The eldest child asked the authorities himself to be taken away from his parents.
    Honestly, if their own child is asking to be taken away, one of their SEVEN, then maybe they can be judged to be unfit (in every sense of the word) parents?
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Look at the puffy purulent wasters, they even look dirty. Seven kids! How can he bear to pork that hippocrocapig? Still no worries, we'll pay for everything, don't you bother.
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    At least without the children they will be free to pursue their chosen occupations.
    I did chuckle at her comment; "..I pulled the needle out of my arm and ran (?) out of the hospital".

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    They'll probably cook and eat it for Christmas.
    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

    Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!

    With friends like me, who needs enemas?

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    There was a piece on the story on Sky News this morning, and they didn't come across as being possible candidates for world's best parents:

    i) Unemployed with 7 (!) children - benefit scrounging fcukers
    ii) Hugely overweight - probably a thyroid problem, not their fault!(?)
    iii) ALL of their other children taken into care within the last year - obviously not because they're stuffing them with crisps and chocolate!
    iv) Their own children asking to be taken into care - 'nuff said.

    Unbelievable.
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Sometimes I hate what this country has become:



    Stop eating lard you fat fcukers!!!!
    Fuck it.

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    I honestly advocate NOT increasing benefits for the number of children spawned/hatched. Think about this: if they had to feed their brood on the same amount of money:

    a) Less chavspawn lurching around the streets.
    b) Thinner chavspawn.
    c) Money saved on benefits, to go to "better" causes.

    Win/win/win situation.
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Kill the fat scrounging fuckers. Why should we pay for their cream cakes?

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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    Kill the fat scrounging fuckers. Why should we pay for their cream cakes?
    Fair one. At least in death they can be used, I've heard human fat can be turned into candles...
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Quote Originally Posted by Tango
    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    Kill the fat scrounging fuckers. Why should we pay for their cream cakes?
    Fair one. At least in death they can be used, I've heard human fat can be turned into candles...
    And their chavvy tatts would decorate them admirably.
    Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt

    Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!

    With friends like me, who needs enemas?

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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Quote Originally Posted by Tango
    I honestly advocate NOT increasing benefits for the number of children spawned/hatched. Think about this: if they had to feed their brood on the same amount of money:

    a) Less chavspawn lurching around the streets.
    b) Thinner chavspawn.
    c) Money saved on benefits, to go to "better" causes.

    Win/win/win situation.
    Don't know about that ? The old master race says:

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Bus...l_Indebtedness

    Don't make sense to me - every time the missus goes through my wallet - I end up a few pounds lighter!!
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    [quote="JJ_Wrinkly_Old_Git"]
    Quote Originally Posted by Tango
    IDon't know about that ? The old master race says:

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Bus...l_Indebtedness
    Thing is, scientists can find a link between ANYTHING and ANYTHING. I seem to remember sausages, tea, fairy liquid, breast milk, protein, working late, and a good diet all being linked to cancer, for example (all examples I pulled from Google). Odds on, that scientist is up to his eyeballs in debt and a fat fcuker making excuses!
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    If we accept what the scientists say, then any of you single lads should pull yourself an ethiopian bird - they must be aboslutely loaded!!
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    Quote Originally Posted by JJ_Wrinkly_Old_Git
    If we accept what the scientists say, then any of you single lads should pull yourself an ethiopian bird - they must be aboslutely loaded!!
    Dunno about Ethiopia, I've got this Nigerian Prince who wants to give me a third of his 20 million dollar fortune, result!
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    Re: Overweight Couple Get Newborn Baby Back

    The unemployed couple have recently been rehoused from a flat on a Dundee estate to a four-bedroomed, semi-detached house.
    Says it all really, doesn't it?
    “Take one Englishman and you have an idiot. Two Englishmen - a club. Three Englishmen - and you have an empire!” Reichsmarshall Goering, 1945

    Off to RMAS in January '11. Marching, polishing and shouting, oh my!

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