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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    The following are banned - jokes about Cancer, Miscarriage, Cot Death, Amputees, Flids, Paedophiles, Religion, Politics, Gays/Queers, Blacks, Arabs, Jewes, Albinos, Soldiers, etc. Because some over sensitive cocks might get upset.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by classic
    The problem with jokes is the fact that when people are making fun of people who are less able than themselves it hurts and i personally know that.
    When a person laugh's with a person over their disability you know its only banter ,But when you have people who laugh's at a person disability this is where the problem's occur.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    I am old enough to remember the thalidomide jokes of the 1950's.
    Sick but funny. I cringe now when I think that I used to tell them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil37
    The following are banned - jokes about Cancer, Miscarriage, Cot Death, Amputees, Flids, Paedophiles, Religion, Politics, Gays/Queers, Blacks, Arabs, Jewes, Albinos, Soldiers, etc. Because some over sensitive cocks might get upset.
    No mention of gwars - thank feck for that!
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phil37
    The following are banned - jokes about Cancer, Miscarriage, Cot Death, Amputees, Flids, Paedophiles, Religion, Politics, Gays/Queers, Blacks, Arabs, Jewes, Albinos, Soldiers, etc. Because some over sensitive cocks might get upset.
    No mention of gwars - thank feck for that!
    Or the French

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by stacker1
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    Quote Originally Posted by phil37
    The following are banned - jokes about Cancer, Miscarriage, Cot Death, Amputees, Flids, Paedophiles, Religion, Politics, Gays/Queers, Blacks, Arabs, Jewes, Albinos, Soldiers, etc. Because some over sensitive cocks might get upset.
    No mention of gwars - thank feck for that!
    Or the French
    Or Jews.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime
    I don't think he was taking the piss out of the soldiers at all and he was pointing out how fit and dedicated these young lads are and how there is still plenty for them to aim for. As has been mooted on here already, I wonder if it's a joke he borrowed off someone at Headley Court, at least he bothered himself to visit which says a lot for him in my book.
    Hear, hear! A comedian that is not bowing to political correctness and who has a track record of 'shocking' jokes. Another way of looking at this is that he has drawn attention to a taboo of not talking about those maimed and injured, which is where we lay the blame at the government for hiding stats etc.

    He has visited Headley Court off his own back and when interviewed makes the noises of a clever guy who does not want to cause offense but who is probably a little too quick for his own good. He is friends with the Top Gear guys who do so much for Help for Heroes and the military. Another spun by the media attempt for a quick story really. There are ex-servicemen injured who are going for the Paralympic team so not really much more than a cheeky quip.

    Prove you are with us for the long-haul though Jimmy and I doubt we will hold the grudge.


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    .....Downing Street took the unusual step of issuing a statement in response to the furore.

    Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth said: “Our brave Armed Forces put their lives on the line for all of us and deserve the utmost respect.”
    This bit of insincere, hypocritical bandwagon jumping is a hell of a lot more offensive than the joke. Even if Carr is a twat.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by spunkymonkey

    .....Downing Street took the unusual step of issuing a statement in response to the furore.

    Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth said: “Our brave Armed Forces put their lives on the line for all of us and deserve the utmost respect.”
    This bit of insincere, hypocritical bandwagon jumping is a hell of a lot more offensive than the joke. Even if Carr is a twat.
    Hear hear.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

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    The following are banned - jokes about Cancer, Miscarriage, Cot Death, Amputees, Flids, Paedophiles, Religion, Politics, Gays/Queers, Blacks, Arabs, Jewes, Albinos, Soldiers, etc. Because some over sensitive cocks might get upset.
    No mention of gwars - thank feck for that!
    Or the French
    Or Jews.
    Don't mention the War! :D
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