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Discuss Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage. at the The Intelligence Cell forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Fugly Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before Thought that you'd find a way of ...
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

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    Thought that you'd find a way of justifying those cases.
    Is your head wand bent? How did I "justify" your bone example?

    If someone genuinely started posting examples such as you provided, then there would rightly be a big stink kicked up about it.

    But what Carr said, and the examples you provided, are so poles apart to be irrelevant to this, you outrage walt.
    They've all been on here on one Outrage Bus or another in the last couple of months. I'm not saying that the way I typed them was correct, what I was highlighting was that if someone did post them in that fashion then you would find it wrong and unacceptible.

    So like I keep saying and you don't understand, it's double standards.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by scuba_frog
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    And I suspect 5A is black enough to call a spade a spade. Or maybe not. We just don't know...
    I'm more of a mocha shade, although my glans when angry is a startling hue of aubergine.
    ARE, not IS - hence my origional assumption. And mocha and aubergine. You don't need to get a dulux chart from homebase to know those colours clash. And, with a red beret on top you must look like an explosion in a fish market.

    Your anatomy is pretty piss poor for a doctor, let alone your grammar.


    Glans is both the singular AND plural. In this case singular.

    Feckin moron.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before
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    Thought that you'd find a way of justifying those cases.
    Is your head wand bent? How did I "justify" your bone example?

    If someone genuinely started posting examples such as you provided, then there would rightly be a big stink kicked up about it.

    But what Carr said, and the examples you provided, are so poles apart to be irrelevant to this, you outrage walt.
    They've all been on here on one Outrage Bus or another in the last couple of months. I'm not saying that the way I typed them was correct, what I was highlighting was that if someone did post them in that fashion then you would find it wrong and unacceptible.

    So like I keep saying and you don't understand, it's double standards.
    You're still being a dick though and making yourself look like a toilet.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

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    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
    And you'll never find the Nigger in the wood pile.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before
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    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
    And you'll never find the Nigger in the wood pile.
    What has Barnes Wallace's dog got to do with anything?
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
    And you'll never find the Nigger in the wood pile.
    What has Barnes Wallace's dog got to do with anything?
    I'm off to get my stair-lift warmed up.

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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before
    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Quote Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before
    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
    And you'll never find the Nigger in the wood pile.
    What has Barnes Wallace's dog got to do with anything?
    I'm off to get my stair-lift warmed up.
    You're too old for the paralympic team if it crashes.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveAlpha
    Quote Originally Posted by scuba_frog
    And I suspect 5A is black enough to call a spade a spade. Or maybe not. We just don't know...
    I'm more of a mocha shade, although my glans when angry is a startling hue of aubergine.
    ARE, not IS - hence my origional assumption. And mocha and aubergine. You don't need to get a dulux chart from homebase to know those colours clash. And, with a red beret on top you must look like an explosion in a fish market.

    Your anatomy is pretty piss poor for a doctor, let alone your grammar.


    Glans is both the singular AND plural. In this case singular.

    Feckin moron.
    I think you'll find the plural is GLANDS. Or are the plural is glans? And, since you are in the singular, I think you'll find you are a gland.
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    Re: Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Quote Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before
    Quote Originally Posted by Fugly
    Oh well. You can't educate pork.
    And you'll never find the Nigger in the wood pile.
    What has Barnes Wallace's dog got to do with anything?
    I'm off to get my stair-lift warmed up.
    You're too old for the paralympic team if it crashes.
    As long as my legs will hold me up I'm bit of a Ninja at Pigeon Toss

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