Jimmy Carr Mocks Limbless Soldiers On Stage.

**Gremlin** · 25-10-2009, 23:36

Originally Posted by Legs

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Originally Posted by ringdoby

Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before

Some things aren't for mocking

Bollocks.

Quite right too. No-one's bollocks should ever be mocked!

Err. Yes, they should.

Oh FFS, you always have to be different don't you! :D

**The_Snail** · 25-10-2009, 23:47

Originally Posted by ringdoby

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Carr is still shite though.

True, but fcukwits claiming outrage on behalf of a 3rd party are cnuts.

I've had funnier dumps than Carr, and that's saying something.

Not interested in him at all, he's not even easy on the eye. He looks like Quagmire.

**ringdoby** · 25-10-2009, 23:49

Now Quagmire IS funny.

Giggidy

**heard_it_all_before** · 25-10-2009, 23:49

Like I said, you may find it funny but others may not.

The point that you're all scanting over about injured soldiers/civilians is that on the outside they show a brave face. But behind the scenes they're probably on anti-depressants and will be needing mental health care for many years to come. So whilst you or â€œyour mateâ€ might have a laugh and a joke about things like this, in private the affected person will undoubtedly feel very different.

Fortunately we are all different. I mean, I'd hate to have to spend my life being a complete nosher like yourself. But to people like you, calling your â€œBlack Mateâ€ a Coon or your Asian Friend a Paki or Rag Head is okay. But the truth is is that they're probably sick of it but put up and go along with it to be â€œOne of the Ladsâ€ as they don't want to risk being alienated.

I'm sure that one day you'll grow up.

**FiveAlpha** · 25-10-2009, 23:50

Get over youself you 'outraged by proxy' bellend.

**ringdoby** · 25-10-2009, 23:52

Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before

I'm sure that one day you'll grow up.

I want to be a stuntman when I grow up.

**Legs** · 25-10-2009, 23:52

Originally Posted by FiveAlpha

Get over youself you 'outraged by proxy' bellend.

Shitty death, I actually agree with FiveAlpha...

**The_Snail** · 25-10-2009, 23:53

Originally Posted by ringdoby

Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before

I'm sure that one day you'll grow up.

I want to be a stuntman when I grow up.

Oy, will you two pack it in, Heard it all before is a grown up and makes "proper" posts, unlike us, who know fuck all, and type drivel.

That's all I have to say about that really. I'm off to do my nails. :P

**Fugly** · 25-10-2009, 23:54

I say we should ban all forms of comedy, just in case a bloke who lives next door to a lad who once had a pint in the same pub as the postman that heard_it_all_before once drove past gets offended by the content of the joke. "Englishmen, Irishmen, Scotsmen" jokes should especially be banned, for excluding the sheep shaggers.

Give your head a wobble, you pointless tit.

**scouse_scribes** · 25-10-2009, 23:56

I was actually at the concert with Mrs S-S. He's not someone who I would normally pay to see but the tickets were a pressie for our anniversary.

In all fairness Jimmy Carr has a poke at most subjects, he went through the lot on Friday and at time a lot of the stuff was a bit close to the knuckle. In fact I am quite surprised that no one has complained about some of the other jokes he made, which under normal scrutiny would have the PC brigade screaming for his head. Strikes me its people rattling sabres cos they now they will get their name in the papers using the lads as their banner and another outing for the outrage bus.

I bet you most of the lads in Hedley Court would have pissed themselves laughing when he came out with it.

He actually made a good point towards the end of the show, when he mentioned the sounds that audiences make when the joke is a bit close to edge. He said that the immediate reaction is laughter, as the joke is funny, then and in take of breath as people realise that it might not be the most appropriate of jokes so you end up with a hahahauuuuuuuuuuuuuh sound, it worked better when he did it.

**scuba_frog** · 25-10-2009, 23:57

Originally Posted by FiveAlpha

Originally Posted by scuba_frog

And I suspect 5A is black enough to call a spade a spade. Or maybe not. We just don't know...

I'm more of a mocha shade, although my glans when angry is a startling hue of aubergine.

ARE, not IS - hence my origional assumption. And mocha and aubergine. You don't need to get a dulux chart from homebase to know those colours clash. And, with a red beret on top you must look like an explosion in a fish market.

**heard_it_all_before** · 25-10-2009, 23:57

Originally Posted by Legs

Originally Posted by FiveAlpha

Get over youself you 'outraged by proxy' bellend.

Shitty death, I actually agree with FiveAlpha...

I'll be paying close attention to the next outrage bus, just to see all you lot show your true double standards.

Maybe an ex para that got a good kicking
Some student pishing on a buckshee monument
An injred squaddie getting seen off by his local council so an illegal immigrant can have his council house
Or maybe the Injured veterans having their compensation payments withdrawn

**Fugly** · 25-10-2009, 23:59

I bet you're a right laugh on the piss.

**scuba_frog** · 25-10-2009, 23:59

Originally Posted by heard_it_all_before

Originally Posted by Legs

Originally Posted by FiveAlpha

Get over youself you 'outraged by proxy' bellend.

Shitty death, I actually agree with FiveAlpha...

I'll be paying close attention to the next outrage bus, just to see all you lot show your true double standards.

Maybe an ex para that got a good kicking
Some student pishing on a buckshee monument
An injred squaddie getting seen off by his local council so an illegal immigrant can have his council house
Or maybe the Injured veterans having their compensation payments withdrawn

Maybe no-one gives a fcuk and its just that we don't like you.