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Discuss Football Violence a la Balkans at the The Intelligence Cell forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by BrokenArrow Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann Football is still for poofs. Granted, but ...
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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

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    Football is still for poofs.
    Granted, but poofs with semi-automatic weapons!
    A bit like Arnie then?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

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    Another boring weekend in the countryside. Sadly it is estimated that some 25% of you men have ready access to firearms.
    And an even larger perecentage (no doubt) have access to plastic garden furniture but for some strange reason, none seems to have been thrown.
    Killing someone with plastic furniture takes time and patience - and have you even TRIED to take a 6 foot plastic table and half a dozen chairs to an away game?
    And lots of practice (allegedly). I think the preferred method is to acquire some at the away game location rather than schlepping them with you.

    Seriously, it's a far cry from football in for example Canada where I refused the placard saying 'Go Canada Go' and the only threat I felt was a nasty look for refusing said placard and a slightly annoyed sideways glance when I didn't applaud Canada winning a throw-in.
    Unfortunately armed violence is a bit more endemic in this area of Europe for a whole lot of historical and not so historical reasons. Its a seperate topic but its is why lots of Balkanians of all persuasions are in some form of agreement with the "Hard Man at the Top" option of Government.
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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

    "You're not ethnic cleansing anymore..." clap-clap-clap!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

    Quote Originally Posted by BrokenArrow
    Granted, but poofs with semi-automatic weapons!
    Like the HCR?


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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

    Bit dusty in here. RIP Football Fan, now at the main stand in heaven.
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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

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    Bit dusty in here. RIP Football Fan, now at the main stand in heaven.
    I bet he was doubly pissed off.

    He'd just bought a season ticket.
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

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    Bit dusty in here. RIP Football Fan, now at the main stand in heaven.
    I bet he was doubly pissed off.

    He'd just bought a season ticket.
    Ah sympathy - an arrse word to be found somewhere between sh1t and syphillis :D
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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    "You're not ethnic cleansing anymore..." clap-clap-clap!
    "Come and have a go if you think you're Serb enough."

    "Sing when you're mourning, you only sing when you're mourning"

    "You're not breathing anymore."
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

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    "You're not ethnic cleansing anymore..." clap-clap-clap!
    "Come and have a go if you think you're Serb enough."

    "Sing when you're mourning, you only sing when you're mourning"

    "You're not breathing anymore."
    "You're going to get your f**king gas left turned on with a candle in the bedroom!"

    "The referee's a Dutch UN commander!"

    "Chim chiminee chim-chim cheroo, we hate those MUD in claret and blue jumpsuits and purple Yugos!"

    "What's it like to have no EU grants for demining?"

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

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    Re: Football Violence a la Balkans

    Do away deaths count double?
    I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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