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11-08-2009, 11:23 #1Senior Member
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No, there is a God after all.
With a sense of humour
Scumbag decided to slap his bitch up and throws her against shop window a number of times. They then both go through window: he is speared on glass shard and snuffs it, she gets away with cuts & bruises.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...row/article.do
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11-08-2009, 11:31 #2Senior Member
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Saw that on the Beeb - you'd need a heart of stone not to p1ss yourself with laughter, wouldn't you?
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11-08-2009, 11:56 #3Senior Member
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The photo looks as if the copper is putting the boot in to the corpse!
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11-08-2009, 12:25 #4Senior Member
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Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
Compensation culture alive and well in Britain thenFor a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
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11-08-2009, 12:40 #5Senior Member
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Re: No, there is a God after all.
Or someone with an ARRSE-like sense of sarcasm.
Originally Posted by doc80905
Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
Compensation culture alive and well in Britain thenFor a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
On the plus side, it's one less on the unemployment figures for Gordo.BrunoNoMedals: Watery-eyed dealer of paperwork.
A-fecking-men. Originally Posted by FORMER_FYRDMAN
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11-08-2009, 13:08 #6ALVINGuest
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How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!
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11-08-2009, 13:15 #7Senior Member
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Just another pane killer abuse story.
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11-08-2009, 15:05 #8Senior Member
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Re: No, there is a God after all.
Nah, you can see right through that one Originally Posted by mistersoft
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11-08-2009, 15:21 #9Senior Member
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havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella? Originally Posted by Blogg
Nah, you can see right through that one Originally Posted by mistersoft
is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.
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11-08-2009, 15:25 #10Moderator
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This isn't funny, his family must be shattered. Originally Posted by maguire
havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella? Originally Posted by Blogg
Nah, you can see right through that one Originally Posted by mistersoft
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11-08-2009, 15:28 #11Senior Member
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Have you lot never had a domestic? People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!
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11-08-2009, 15:32 #12Senior Member
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He must have been a fan of that famous BBC kids programme 'Play School'.
"Now then children, is it through the round window or the arched window or the square window? No children, it's through the plate glass window".
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11-08-2009, 15:33 #13Senior Member
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Apparently, they were members of the 'Playschool Re-enactment Society'. So which window will we go through today? The round window, the square.......
Ok, ok, I know. that's my taxi - thanks :DThe harder the fighting and the longer the war, the more the infantry and in fact all the arms, lean on the Gunners - Field Marshal Montgomery.
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How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!
She didn't do it........................she's been framed!Spike Milligan, comedy genius:
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The positive side of the story being there is now one less homeless person :D
Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
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