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    No, there is a God after all.

    With a sense of humour

    Scumbag decided to slap his bitch up and throws her against shop window a number of times. They then both go through window: he is speared on glass shard and snuffs it, she gets away with cuts & bruises.

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...row/article.do

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Saw that on the Beeb - you'd need a heart of stone not to p1ss yourself with laughter, wouldn't you?
    'Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.'

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    The photo looks as if the copper is putting the boot in to the corpse!
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
    For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
    Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by doc80905
    Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
    For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
    Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then
    Or someone with an ARRSE-like sense of sarcasm.

    On the plus side, it's one less on the unemployment figures for Gordo.
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    Since my religious proclivities are fully extended by the worship of rugby, beer and gorgeous women, no offence taken. I'm just curious about the assumption that any deity must be fluffy. Give me some vindictive pagan Thunder God with a cute High Priestess and a couple of eager-to-please priestess friends; that's the way to fill a church.
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Just another pane killer abuse story.





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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Just another pane killer abuse story.

    Nah, you can see right through that one

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blogg
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Just another pane killer abuse story.

    Nah, you can see right through that one
    havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella?
    is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    Quote Originally Posted by Blogg
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Just another pane killer abuse story.

    Nah, you can see right through that one
    havent either of you got a shard of remorse for the fella?
    This isn't funny, his family must be shattered.


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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Have you lot never had a domestic? People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!







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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    He must have been a fan of that famous BBC kids programme 'Play School'.

    "Now then children, is it through the round window or the arched window or the square window? No children, it's through the plate glass window".
    You're all puffs.

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Apparently, they were members of the 'Playschool Re-enactment Society'. So which window will we go through today? The round window, the square.......





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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!


    She didn't do it........................she's been framed!
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    The positive side of the story being there is now one less homeless person :D
    Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
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