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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Have you lot never had a domestic? People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!







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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    He must have been a fan of that famous BBC kids programme 'Play School'.

    "Now then children, is it through the round window or the arched window or the square window? No children, it's through the plate glass window".
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Apparently, they were members of the 'Playschool Re-enactment Society'. So which window will we go through today? The round window, the square.......





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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    How do you know it was not her ---- that planned the perfect murder!


    She didn't do it........................she's been framed!
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    The positive side of the story being there is now one less homeless person :D
    Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    he seems like he was quite a pane in the ass





    don't worry, i'll get my own coat
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Oh stop please

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by doc80905
    Christ, have you seen the comments section for the story??
    For a store of this magnitude the glass should have been shatter-proof. The families of this guy should make a claim against the store and or glass manufacture for wrongful death
    Compensation culture alive and well in Britain then
    Well it does say 'Banana Republic' with 'in progress' on the window pane underneath. You can see it clearly in the direction of which that lanky cnut is leaning over the red car and facing. No doubt he works for injurylawyers4u and is scoping out any possible court opposition.

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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by stabradop
    Oh stop please
    On reflection, that's probably enough.
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    Re: No, there is a God after all.

    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    Quote Originally Posted by stabradop
    Oh stop please
    On reflection, that's probably enough.

    Aaaaghhh!

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