ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

That's craphats for you!

Oi you! I've seen my fare share of fat knacker paras in my time... ok, they could all out run me on flat and hill, but at least I could see my willie without the aid of a mirror or the reflection of it in my fellow motarman's eye!

Originally Posted by ZacDaBoss

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by ZacDaBoss

with the individual pie munching chockie muncher and his/her tp/pl Sgt who should be gripping the sh1t out of him/her until the issue is exercised off!

Bit difficult when the sgt is a pie munching chockie muncher themselves.

Good point, well put, Sir!

Can anyone identify a unit where a tp/pl Sgt has a pie munching chockie muncher SSM/CSM and a pie munching chockie muncher RSM to and a Commanding Office with an over acted sweet tooth that it is therefore so lacking in the basics of military fitness and disciplin that it is alomost RAFesque?

I've been at units where at least two of the above were abit on the lardy side.
Oh how we laughed on COs PT when the RSM told us he wanted no slacking and everyone to put in the effort before he disapeared on to biff PT. Also use to get a chuckle when the downgraded seniors were mad keen for battle camp only when there was any physical activity they were just mad keen for everyone else to do it.

I shit you not when I say there was a Sgt at my last unit who was so fat you could not see his regimental belt (from the front, side or back). I've already mentioned the Sgt who is so fat she can't tuck her shirt in, yet can play golf. It might be explainable if they where injured while they were at that rank instead of when they were toms.

Not that this is a dig at SNCOs there are plenty of fat biff juniors as well. Its just more understandable why nothing gets done about it.

Originally Posted by oldgoat

How about remedial PT or "5 mile walks" leading to 10 mile bash with 40lb of sand in the pouches etc every saturday AND sunday morning 8am and 2pm for the porkies.

Been suggested, was binned after a week for "picking on them".

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by ZacDaBoss

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by ZacDaBoss

with the individual pie munching chockie muncher and his/her tp/pl Sgt who should be gripping the sh1t out of him/her until the issue is exercised off!

Bit difficult when the sgt is a pie munching chockie muncher themselves.

Good point, well put, Sir!

Can anyone identify a unit where a tp/pl Sgt has a pie munching chockie muncher SSM/CSM and a pie munching chockie muncher RSM to and a Commanding Office with an over acted sweet tooth that it is therefore so lacking in the basics of military fitness and disciplin that it is alomost RAFesque?

I've been at units where at least two of the above were abit on the lardy side.
Oh how we laughed on COs PT when the RSM told us he wanted no slacking and everyone to put in the effort before he disapeared on to biff PT. Also use to get a chuckle when the downgraded seniors were mad keen for battle camp only when there was any physical activity they were just mad keen for everyone else to do it.

I s*** you not when I say there was a Sgt at my last unit who was so fat you could not see his regimental belt (from the front, side or back). I've already mentioned the Sgt who is so fat she can't tuck her shirt in, yet can play golf. It might be explainable if they where injured while they were at that rank instead of when they were toms.

Not that this is a dig at SNCOs there are plenty of fat biff juniors as well. Its just more understandable why nothing gets done about it.

Perhaps the solution would be a policy where fatties are told its lose it in 3 months and get fit or take 9 months holding ground somewhere hot a sandy. No patrolling, just an a/c gym and stag on at key ponts, soldier first and all that!

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by oldgoat

How about remedial PT or "5 mile walks" leading to 10 mile bash with 40lb of sand in the pouches etc every saturday AND sunday morning 8am and 2pm for the porkies.

Been suggested, was binned after a week for "picking on them".

Good god, is the army (and many who snail in her) now that soft or spineless?

Originally Posted by ZacDaBoss

Perhaps the solution would be a policy where fatties are told its lose it in 3 months and get fit or take 9 months holding ground somewhere hot a sandy. No patrolling, just an a/c gym and stag on at key ponts, soldier first and all that!

Soldier first? You do realise alot of biff chits exempt ranges? Some people have never fired as SA80(2) in their career.

What would be a better policy is to give fatty directions to the job centre, then watch the horde of other tubby fuckers suddenly discovering their injury isn't so bad as all.
While I understand people might put on some weight when they get injured I fail to see how people allow themselves to hit the morbidly obese mark, unless they are just bone idle.

Originally Posted by oldgoat

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by oldgoat

How about remedial PT or "5 mile walks" leading to 10 mile bash with 40lb of sand in the pouches etc every saturday AND sunday morning 8am and 2pm for the porkies.

Been suggested, was binned after a week for "picking on them".

Good god, is the army (and many who snail in her) now that soft or spineless?

I can only speak for the RLC.

Originally Posted by oldgoat

Originally Posted by stacker1

Originally Posted by oldgoat

How about remedial PT or "5 mile walks" leading to 10 mile bash with 40lb of sand in the pouches etc every saturday AND sunday morning 8am and 2pm for the porkies.

Been suggested, was binned after a week for "picking on them".

Good god, is the army (and many who snail in her) now that soft or spineless?

Ooof, that was harsh.

I almost cried myself to sleep.