MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

**tiger stacker** · 02-07-2009, 19:08

"not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."

http://www.parliament.the-stationery...t/90427-14.htm

http://www.parliament.the-stationery...108i/10810.htm

**Biscuits_AB** · 02-07-2009, 19:11

Originally Posted by bobos

Her Email address on page one does not work, or I would have sent her a snottogram of the most enraged order.

Grrrrr. Hold you back eh?

**pimpernel** · 02-07-2009, 19:12

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Fcuk 'em off.

They want devolution, fine. They can keep Scotland going on their own whilst we built a huge moat and wall.

Can I put the moat through on expenses, say yes! :D

**Idrach** · 02-07-2009, 19:55

Originally Posted by tiger stacker

"not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."

And First of that Name.

**Biscuits_AB** · 02-07-2009, 20:04

Can't some Jocks post how embarrassed they are for their country. No Jock bashing thread is complete without them.

"Och, the shame of it Murdo. I'm embarrassed for ma country!".

"Ochone, Ochone, Findlay, ah'm black affronted, so ah am. Ah'll just awa' tae the Butt an' Ben tae rip oot mah pubes wi' a set o' rusty pliers".

"Oh, huv they grown back since last Friday huv they Murdo?"

"Och no Findlay, but ah need tae let oor English betters see just how embarrassed ah am of ma country!"

"Ah think ah'll join ye Murdo. D'ye huv a spare set o' pliers?"

**JuniorBod** · 02-07-2009, 20:11

Originally Posted by Idrach

Originally Posted by tiger stacker

"not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."

And First of that Name.

In Scotland

ie

Elizabeth I of Scotland

and

Elizabeth II of England

The one and the same Aunty Betty.

**littlejim** · 02-07-2009, 20:14

I'm sorry, lads, it doesn't work that way. The minute the Southern Irish got their independence in the 1920's they immediately celebrated by jumping on the ferries in their thousands and tens of thousands and going to live in Britain. No sooner did India become independent than curry shops started appearing on British high streets. Dump the Scots and I guarantee that within months there'll be a McDuff take away porridge outlet next to every McDonalds. Probably with a card board Billy Connolly outside each one.

It's like the man said: 'The finest view any Scot ever sees is the road to England.'

As for the Australians, there's probably enough of them in the UK by now to stage a kangeroo coup and vote Rolf Harris in as Prime Minister with Edna Everage as Queen.

No, the only way you'll get rid of the Scots is to interbreed with them, but Gawd, with women with faces like a dray horse's backside -- what a horrible way to have to commit genocide!

**Invictus_88** · 02-07-2009, 21:07

Gosh. Someone got in quick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christi...Speech_Scandal

**Sparky2339** · 02-07-2009, 21:08

One of the funniest threads I've read in ages.

Cheers :D

**syledis** · 02-07-2009, 21:23

Wendy Alexander....mmmmmmmm!

If she become El Presidente, can she be made to wear knee length leather boots and a sensible tweed skirt as part of her official outfit?

**rickshaw-major** · 03-07-2009, 06:19

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Originally Posted by CavalryCaptain

Now I do not know about the rest of you but I am boiling mad over this one.

Leaving aside whether she is a 'repooblicant' or not, there is basic bloody manners. If she is that morally upset about it why doesn't she resign her seat and go to France. Also, I recollect that all MSPs had to swear an oath of allegiance before taking up their seats

And the oath said......

Anyway I have found her email address and am off to tell her just what I think of her.....

I am raging

I'll bet your email sorted out the republican cow!!!

WTF's the matter with you - is she not allowed to have a different opinion on the monarchy to you, you fawning bumlicker.

Go on then Biped - have a crack!!!

Of course she is and so am I - she is a cnut playing to a home audience and it's pathetic.

Can see far from your high horse?

**chocolate_frog** · 03-07-2009, 06:20

Originally Posted by Countrylad

Here's some historical perspective Scots go it alone

Didn't they blame the failure on us English then too?

Nothing at all to do with shoddy recce (landing in a malaria infested swamp) and of course only taking wigs and mirrors to trade with the naked natives....

The failure led to the Scots being bankrupt as a nation and forced to join our Union.

Not all bad news, they have had the chance to bitch about it for thelast few centuries.

Oh, and the massive bail out paid to the now skint jocks by the English to keep their country afloat.

Bet they don't teach that in Scottish History lessons...

They've been stealing from us for years.

**Markintime** · 03-07-2009, 06:55

Having served with a couple of Jock Regiments and served with Scots soldiers generally I should be sad to see them go. For the rest of the Gwar-nation:

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!

(Written by that Jewish guy, Rabbi Burns)

**Werewolf** · 03-07-2009, 07:20

Originally Posted by Markintime

Having served with a couple of Jock Regiments and served with Scots soldiers generally I should be sad to see them go. For the rest of the Gwar-nation:

Ae fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!

(Written by that Jewish guy, Rabbi Burns)

No surprise Rabbie was Jewish; the Isrealie's are one of the Lost Tribes of Scotland. And Burns was a Freemason who, as we all know, are the spiritual descendants of the Poor Knights of Christ and the Temple of SOLOMON!

As to a break up of the Union: never going to happen. London will soon be distroyed by Al Queda in the world's first(but not last)Nuclear 9/11. What's left of the city will be evacuated and the survivors will flee North.

Edinburgh will become the de facto Capital and England will be ruled from Scotland, under Martial Law...

I just hope none of this happens until after Murray wins Wimbledon on Sunday!

(Has anyone seen by Extra-Strength Tinfoil Hat?

)

**tattybadger** · 03-07-2009, 08:10

Originally Posted by rickshaw-major

Can see far from your high horse?

The horizon's the same distance as it is from your vantage point.

Maybe she just didn't want to listen to a speech from someone for whom she felt no loyalty etc. In which case, she did the right thing and stayed away. In the same way as you (I suspect) or I would run a mile from Gordon Brown talking in puiblic - it's not bad manners; just a desire not to be around him.