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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by CavalryCaptain
    Leaving aside whether she is a 'repooblicant' or not, there is basic bloody manners. If she is that morally upset about it why doesn't she resign her seat and go to France. Also, I recollect that all MSPs had to swear an oath of allegiance before taking up their seats (all that nonsense with Scottish Socialists writing baby words on their hands etc) so perhaps we have grounds for prosecuting her for treason or swearing false oaths.
    For all that I think Ms Grahame is a particular horrid example of the egregious breed at least she has the courage of her convictions, however misguided they may be. Am slightly more concerned about some of the other 47 of her colleagues that stayed away: http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/late...-48.5421427.jp

    SNP chief whip Brian Adam – who decided to go on holiday to Argyll – cnut

    Conservative Gavin Brown's wife gave birth the night before, while SNP MSP Stuart McMillan's wife was expected to give birth on the day - err - okay, I'll let them take a wimp chit.

    Green MSP Patrick Harvie, who said he was moving his office in Glasgow instead - utter cnut, but then he is a Green, so what do you expect?

    Tory, Liz Smith, is in charge of a school cricket tour
    - piss-poor organisation ergo cnut.

    Labour Lothians MSP Lord George Foulkes preferred to be in the House of Lords - claiming his attendance allowance, no doubt. And there is no doubt that this man is a complete cnut, this is just further evidence.

    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative deputy leader Murdo Fraser
    "I thought it was a pretty disappointing turnout," said Mr Fraser. "It put the parliament in a very bad light indeed and has not done anything for the poor reputation of politicians among members of the public."
    Well said that man. Now, so we can take you at your word, what about a spot of defenstration for the Tories who failed to turn up without a previously approved letter from Nanny? Edited to add - that would be Jamie Mcgrigor and the aforementioned Liz Smith.

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    Be Safe - The Alternative Hurts.

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    She won't listen to most of us either. Don't feel left out. The woman is absolutely appalling.

    Just for background, she is the cretin who complained about the George Cross & Medal and insisted that Scots should be awarded the 'Andrew' Cross etc. Confusing King George VI and St George is fairly indicative of her level of intellect and research. But you can't doubt her conviction - it's just a pity it isn't 20 years in Cornton Vale for being a stupid bitch.

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by Idrach
    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    She won't listen to most of us either. Don't feel left out. The woman is absolutely appalling.

    Just for background, she is the cretin who complained about the George Cross & Medal and insisted that Scots should be awarded the 'Andrew' Cross etc. Confusing King George VI and St George is fairly indicative of her level of intellect and research. But you can't doubt her conviction - it's just a pity it isn't 20 years in Cornton Vale for being a stupid bitch.
    Poor Scotland and poor Scots, to be represented by such an ill-mannered person. I thought on the distaff side that Wendy Alexander was the worst that 'Jocks' had to put up with, but with this woman in the frame, perhaps the delicate and fragrant Wendy is not so bad after all.

    'Jocks' - would you like Wendy Alexander for President, and 'bin' HM The Queen? C'mon, forget the O2 (Dioxide) tag, speak up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    Wah!

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    'Jocks' - would you like Wendy Alexander for President, and 'bin' HM The Queen? C'mon, forget the O2 (Dioxide) tag, speak up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger stacker
    'Jocks' - would you like Wendy Alexander for President, and 'bin' HM The Queen? C'mon, forget the O2 (Dioxide) tag, speak up.



    No thanks rather have Elizabeth the First of Scotland as our Sovereign.
    An interesting and courageous post. It is a tad confusing - to me and my single working brain-cell at least.

    I assume you mean: HM Queen Elizabeth II as, thanks to God, reigns over us at present and not Late HM Queen Elizabeth - (Welsh by birth!).

    If my assumption is right then you wish for an independent 'Kingdom' of Scotland with 'our' Sovereign as your sovereign too.

    As I said, 'interesting and courageous' and certainly not without some merit.

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by Suddick
    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    Wah!
    Is it fuck, it's the Gods honest.

    And for the record I don't do wahs, incoming or outgoing.
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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    Quote Originally Posted by Suddick
    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr
    She won't listen to anyone unless they are a porridge wog.

    You know how bigoted some of these feckers can be.
    Wah!
    Is it fuck, it's the Gods honest.

    And for the record I don't do wahs, incoming or outgoing.
    You don't do irony either by the look of things.

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Her Email address on page one does not work, or I would have sent her a snottogram of the most enraged order.
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    "not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."


    http://www.parliament.the-stationery...t/90427-14.htm


    http://www.parliament.the-stationery...108i/10810.htm
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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by bobos
    Her Email address on page one does not work, or I would have sent her a snottogram of the most enraged order.

    Grrrrr. Hold you back eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog
    Fcuk 'em off.

    They want devolution, fine. They can keep Scotland going on their own whilst we built a huge moat and wall.
    Can I put the moat through on expenses, say yes! :D

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by tiger stacker
    "not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."
    And First of that Name.

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    Can't some Jocks post how embarrassed they are for their country. No Jock bashing thread is complete without them.


    "Och, the shame of it Murdo. I'm embarrassed for ma country!".

    "Ochone, Ochone, Findlay, ah'm black affronted, so ah am. Ah'll just awa' tae the Butt an' Ben tae rip oot mah pubes wi' a set o' rusty pliers".

    "Oh, huv they grown back since last Friday huv they Murdo?"

    "Och no Findlay, but ah need tae let oor English betters see just how embarrassed ah am of ma country!"

    "Ah think ah'll join ye Murdo. D'ye huv a spare set o' pliers?"

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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Quote Originally Posted by Idrach
    Quote Originally Posted by tiger stacker
    "not only the Queen of the United Kingdom but seated as you are among us in the historic and constitutionally correct manner as Queen of Scots."
    And First of that Name.
    In Scotland

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    Elizabeth I of Scotland

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    Elizabeth II of England

    The one and the same Aunty Betty.
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    I'm sorry, lads, it doesn't work that way. The minute the Southern Irish got their independence in the 1920's they immediately celebrated by jumping on the ferries in their thousands and tens of thousands and going to live in Britain. No sooner did India become independent than curry shops started appearing on British high streets. Dump the Scots and I guarantee that within months there'll be a McDuff take away porridge outlet next to every McDonalds. Probably with a card board Billy Connolly outside each one.

    It's like the man said: 'The finest view any Scot ever sees is the road to England.'

    As for the Australians, there's probably enough of them in the UK by now to stage a kangeroo coup and vote Rolf Harris in as Prime Minister with Edna Everage as Queen.

    No, the only way you'll get rid of the Scots is to interbreed with them, but Gawd, with women with faces like a dray horse's backside -- what a horrible way to have to commit genocide!
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    One of the funniest threads I've read in ages.

    Cheers :D
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    Re: MSP 'snubs' Queen to read e-mails

    Wendy Alexander....mmmmmmmm!

    If she become El Presidente, can she be made to wear knee length leather boots and a sensible tweed skirt as part of her official outfit?
    Brace up, show the movement!

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