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Discuss The French snub Her Majesty at the The Intelligence Cell forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Sixty Did you lot all fall asleep during your LOAC training? Never ...
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    Did you lot all fall asleep during your LOAC training? Never get away with another Agincourt after the prisoners incident last time.
    Now you've done it! The fecking PC pinko brigade will be out in force complaining about anything with a UK leaning.

    And some dotty, sandal-wearing, corduroyed, bearded, bespectacled, lefty, Guardian-reading, apologetic fecking looney who "lectures" at some sh1t "University" will start whining about war crimes and how "we" should pay cash to the good citizenry of France and of all the other sh1tty countries we have suppressed.

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    Erm...I'm not sure that we would want a rerun of Trafalgar these days...our gallant boys in blue could muster some 45 surface combattants (on paper) plus another 20 or so minor warships and 13 subs. The combined Franco-Spanish fleet however would include some 48 surface combattants, 30 minor warships and 14 subs. They would also have air superiority. As for their marines, they outnumber poor old Royal by a high ratio - have their own armour and some baby tanks.

    Waterloo would also be a close run thing!

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    Re: The French snub Her Majesty

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    Erm...I'm not sure that we would want a rerun of Trafalgar these days...our gallant boys in blue could muster some 45 surface combattants (on paper) plus another 20 or so minor warships and 13 subs. The combined Franco-Spanish fleet however would include some 48 surface combattants, 30 minor warships and 14 subs. They would also have air superiority. As for their marines, they outnumber poor old Royal by a high ratio - have their own armour and some baby tanks.

    Waterloo would also be a close run thing!
    As indeed it was last time.
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    Why the feck is it held in France anyway - should be in Portsmouth where it all started.

    I'm sure all the Brit and Canuk vets would rather be in Pompey drinking English beer than kissing some garlic reeking frog.

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    Re: The French snub Her Majesty

    Quote Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    Erm...I'm not sure that we would want a rerun of Trafalgar these days...our gallant boys in blue could muster some 45 surface combattants (on paper) plus another 20 or so minor warships and 13 subs. The combined Franco-Spanish fleet however would include some 48 surface combattants, 30 minor warships and 14 subs. They would also have air superiority. As for their marines, they outnumber poor old Royal by a high ratio - have their own armour and some baby tanks.

    Waterloo would also be a close run thing!
    As indeed it was last time.
    Wellington was the first to admit it. He credited Blucher's Prussians arriving late in the day as being one of the things that turned the battle in his favour.
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    Re: The French snub Her Majesty

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    Boy that's tiring did I miss any?

    Yes. The Battle of Baugé.
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    Boy that's tiring did I miss any?

    Yes. The Battle of Baugé.
    Oi, rubbin their nose in it not ours. (Although I do have a soft spot for beating the English).

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    Bad choice of photo to induce French bashing...the veteran on the right has been decorated by the French with their highest honour, the Legion d’Honneur...not bad for a country supposedly snubbing veterans...

    PS: If HM wants to come, it’s really simple, just return the exhibition ship HMY Britannia to duty....no need to ask for hospitality then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    Let the fcukers sort themselves out the next time Germany goes walkabout, the lazy cheese eating surrender monkeys.
    Nice one !

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