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27-05-2009, 10:44 #21
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Now you've done it! The fecking PC pinko brigade will be out in force complaining about anything with a UK leaning.
Originally Posted by Sixty
And some dotty, sandal-wearing, corduroyed, bearded, bespectacled, lefty, Guardian-reading, apologetic fecking looney who "lectures" at some sh1t "University" will start whining about war crimes and how "we" should pay cash to the good citizenry of France and of all the other sh1tty countries we have suppressed.
There - I feel better now and it's time for lunch
I'm the rootin'est, tootin'est........................
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27-05-2009, 10:45 #22
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Erm...I'm not sure that we would want a rerun of Trafalgar these days...our gallant boys in blue could muster some 45 surface combattants (on paper) plus another 20 or so minor warships and 13 subs. The combined Franco-Spanish fleet however would include some 48 surface combattants, 30 minor warships and 14 subs. They would also have air superiority. As for their marines, they outnumber poor old Royal by a high ratio - have their own armour and some baby tanks.
Waterloo would also be a close run thing!
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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27-05-2009, 10:48 #23
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
As indeed it was last time.
Originally Posted by Cuddles
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Henry Reed
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
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27-05-2009, 10:57 #24Senior Member
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Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Why the feck is it held in France anyway - should be in Portsmouth where it all started.
I'm sure all the Brit and Canuk vets would rather be in Pompey drinking English beer than kissing some garlic reeking frog.
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27-05-2009, 10:58 #25
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Wellington was the first to admit it. He credited Blucher's Prussians arriving late in the day as being one of the things that turned the battle in his favour.
Originally Posted by Grownup_Rafbrat
Democracy is not for the people.
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27-05-2009, 11:09 #26
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Battle of Cravant
Battle of Vernuei
Battle of St. James
Battle of La Hogue
Battle of Schellenberg
Battle of Blenheim
Battle of Ramilles
Battle of Oudenarde
Battle of Wijnendale
Battle of Malplaquet
Battle of the Plains of Abraham
Battle of Montreal
Battle of the Saints
Battle of the Blue Licks
Battle of Ballinamuck
Battle of Aboukir
Battle of Rolica
Battle of Vimeiro
Battle of Porto (2nd)
Battle of Talavera
Battle of Barrosa
Battle of Lissa
Battle of Albuera
Battle of Badajoz
Battle of Salamanca
Battle of Vittoria
Battle of Sorauren
Battle of Orthez
Battle of Montmarte
Battle of Toulouse
Boy that's tiring did I miss any?
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27-05-2009, 11:15 #27Moderator

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Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Originally Posted by rampant
Yes. The Battle of Baugé."You've really worked out your banter haven't you?"
"No, not really. This is a different thing; it's spontaneous and it's called 'wit'"
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27-05-2009, 11:18 #28
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Oi, rubbin their nose in it not ours. (Although I do have a soft spot for beating the English).
Originally Posted by Sixty
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27-05-2009, 11:29 #29
Re: The French snub Her Majesty

Bad choice of photo to induce French bashing...the veteran on the right has been decorated by the French with their highest honour, the Legion d’Honneur...not bad for a country supposedly snubbing veterans...
PS: If HM wants to come, it’s really simple, just return the exhibition ship HMY Britannia to duty....no need to ask for hospitality then....
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27-05-2009, 11:32 #30
Re: The French snub Her Majesty
Nice one !
Originally Posted by ringdoby

Shall I pass this on and we will take over?
If you lot don't join them again, we'll have a fair chance to win this time I'd say.


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