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**JodieGasson** · 27-05-2009, 16:35

Originally Posted by ringdoby

An easy mistake to make with some of us

I know, it's hard enough to sort out the men from the boys!

I'm starting to get a complex, a few times I have gone to reply to something on a thread and by the time I'm ready to submit it's either been locked or deleted.

**Legs** · 27-05-2009, 16:47

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

Originally Posted by ringdoby

An easy mistake to make with some of us

I know, it's hard enough to sort out the men from the boys!

I'm starting to get a complex, a few times I have gone to reply to something on a thread and by the time I'm ready to submit it's either been locked or deleted.

You must type faster. Hard to do with long nails I grant you, but it's a skill worth having....

**eodmatt** · 27-05-2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Me MOTHER?

bloody hell thats going back a bit. God (Allah in these parts, apparently) bless her she's (can find the 'postraphe key when I'm not pissed - shhh b o oze not allowed here

) been gone a good ten years and I am bloody near retirement age meself. Still yer only as old as the woman you're feeling as they say.

Oops, honest mistake, I can't tell which of you are men or women

Me names Matt....

Never mind I'll be your bitch

can we talk about girly things like what colour panties you are wearing? No? OK, I'll get me coat. Anyway good luck with all the plans!

**JodieGasson** · 27-05-2009, 17:39

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Anyway good luck with all the plans!

Notice I ignored the other bit :D

Plans so far are, we will be visited by Cpl ARNHEM some time around 6th June, we will all do a photoshoot together, I may take him to visit a few friends if the girls are willing (I haven't asked yet).

Hoping to do something with a tank and a lads mag, but thats for another day.................

**eodmatt** · 27-05-2009, 17:50

Tank? You should visit our site on the Iraq border, theres a fair few russian tanks in various states of post brew-up there. I'd offer to give you an escorted tour, but it looks like I might get expelled from the country in the next couple of weeks as they get all anti British in the run up to the elections. Alice in wonderland country, this!

**BrunoNoMedals** · 27-05-2009, 18:26

Originally Posted by redacer

Ladies and Gentlemen
A call for help if you please!
As you know Jodie and her sister Kelly have agreed to do some fund-raising for holidays4heroes by hosting the gorgeous Cpl ARNHEM. During this time the girls are planning a photo shoot and would like to do some of the shots dressed appropriately.
If anyone has some small sized DPM trousers and jackets they could lend the girls can they please PM me.
Many thanks

PS Bruno I'm sure your request will not be forgotten!

Excellent :D Good to see this thread still going strong. Five days of catch-up reading... seems I missed out!

**JodieGasson** · 28-05-2009, 14:44

Afternoon All, hope you are all ok? :D

**Count.Dracule** · 28-05-2009, 15:02

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

Afternoon All, hope you are all ok? :D

Oh dear, only 1 comment in almost 24hrs. I feel this thread needs spicing up a little before it dies!

The way i see it we can do 1 of 2 things...

1/ Bring back Ivy
or
2/

er Jodie this is your cue

**sillyboy** · 28-05-2009, 15:07

Or what we could do is sellotape a picture of Jodies labia minora spread round a half eaten spring roll, attach it to a tesla coil, encase both in a 12" thick see through plexi glass cube, douse in salt and vinegar and see which one of you toe curling excuses for septal defects eats their way through first ! :D

**Count.Dracule** · 28-05-2009, 15:10

Originally Posted by reni_77

Or what we could do is sellotape a picture of Jodies labia minora spread round a half eaten spring roll, attach it to a tesla coil, encase both in a 12" thick see through plexi glass cube, douse in salt and vinegar and see which one of you toe curlingly ecuse for septal defects eats their way through first ! :D

You lost me at minora