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**JodieGasson** · 17-05-2009, 17:14

Originally Posted by PandaLOVE

Originally Posted by Mighty_doh_nut

Over the next few pages you will be asked to squat over a glass table, show your axe wound, let a baboon insert things in your bottom....... Ignore all of these and ride the storm.

Welcome Jodie, do you have a piccy of you just riding the storm?

I added an avatar pic, although think that might not help

**Biscuits_AB** · 17-05-2009, 17:14

He's very old. He doesn't have any style either, unless you like the 70's.

**The_Snail** · 17-05-2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

Hi Guys and Girls

Firstly thank you for letting me join and I really hope you can help. My name is Jodie and I'm 20 years old, it was my Mums idea to join this forum (she was a pad brat) and ask for help from you guys.

I'm a part time glamour model and am currently entered in a few competitions, I need a few more votes for UK Bikini Babes and was hoping you can help. If you go to the home page of my website all the info you will need is there. The address is www.thegassonsisters.com and yes that really is my sister, she's a model too :D

I really want to be a page 3 model and I have made it through to the final of Miss Page 3 idol and hopefully pics should be in the paper this week so I will need your votes then, although you are free to vote for others if you prefer them :D

I apologise now if I have caused offense or posted this in the wrong place, if it all goes wrong I will blame my Mum!

I would love to be a pin up for you guys and I'm hoping you will help me as much as you can.

Jodie x

You've no chance Pet. I've been trying for f*cking years and I'm better looking than you...and your Mum.

You don't put out for money though, no matter how many times I ask. I'm destroyed. :P

**JodieGasson** · 17-05-2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by Mongo

Perhaps post a couple pics in this thread - http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/...tart=2040.html - to get more support?

Seems to cater for every taste imaginable there!

**JodieGasson** · 17-05-2009, 17:18

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You've no chance Pet. I've been trying for f*cking years and I'm better looking than you...and your Mum.

Years??? Must be way past it by now, no wonder you havent got anywhere

**Gren** · 17-05-2009, 17:19

From a personal point of view, to be the iconic "ARRSE" pinup, the wearing of uniforms/stockings is actually the norm, ie the very lovely Kathy West, so a few in that order, would greatly increase your chances of the vote.

Good on you for having the top bollo-cks to come on here and go for it though.

Real or enhanced by the way?

Cant beat real in my humble opinion, far too many plastic Jordan wannabes out there as it is.

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 17-05-2009, 17:21

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

I like your style

Of course you do!

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

and don't worry I'm sure you are far too old for me anyway :D

Stop the reverse psychology, won't work. You need to try harder to earn a free one hour of donut luvvin voucher!

Originally Posted by JodieGasson

The world does not revolve around me and there are many fantastic looking girls in the world, I'm just trying to get some support where I can.

Good girl.......... Have you any pictures of you running over a floor of gripper rod wearing a swimsuit and a stetson?

**Gren** · 17-05-2009, 17:27

While we are doing requests...

Any pics of you in white pants, bending over slightly whilst looking back over your shoulder, with a finger loosely hanging in your mouth, with the look of a frightened deer in a woodland glen, type scenario?

Failing that, anything in stockings whilst casually freeing a chocolate hostage