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30-03-2009, 11:31 #1Senior Member
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Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
At the risk of incurring the Mods displeasure, post any humorous, whimsical or other such posts here. Leave the main thread for the serious business.
An officer:
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is never drunk, he is socially confused.
never comes, he arrives.
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30-03-2009, 11:32 #2Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Originally Posted by PappaRat
Love this one!!! Well done, whoever did it!
An officer:
is never lost, he is merely geographically disorientated.
is never drunk, he is socially confused.
never comes, he arrives.
Any statements I make while using this website are purely of my own opinion and are not to be construed as statements of fact and are not said with any intended malice. My opinions are a reflection of my earned right to freedom of expression and speech and do not necessarily reflect that of the site owners.
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30-03-2009, 11:33 #3Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.
An officer:
is never lost, he is merely geographically disorientated.
is never drunk, he is socially confused.
never comes, he arrives.
Any statements I make while using this website are purely of my own opinion and are not to be construed as statements of fact and are not said with any intended malice. My opinions are a reflection of my earned right to freedom of expression and speech and do not necessarily reflect that of the site owners.
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30-03-2009, 12:55 #4Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.
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30-03-2009, 13:59 #5Member
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30-03-2009, 14:17 #6Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit. Originally Posted by SickNorman
I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.
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30-03-2009, 14:19 #7Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Call for pictures:
We lost a lot of photos when the Shortt-thread got deleted. Anyone out there who still has the old classics (condom-hat, det-cord party etc) on the hard drive - please post them here so we can move them to the wiki, catwalk page.
Ta in advance
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30-03-2009, 14:28 #8Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Saved many. Ask for specific ones and I will check.
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
I uploaded everything I had on my drives.
Unfortunately 9D and I were sharing the Photobucket account she deleted.
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30-03-2009, 14:31 #10Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
I'm sure it's been mentioned before but even if I didn't know what a big timing walty c*nt b*stard he is, his face is so very smug and utterly utterly annoying that every time I see a picture I get visibly angry and feel like puking bile just so I can have something caustic to rub in my eyes so I can't see him anymore.
so there..
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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