Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**Gas Gas Gas** · 30-03-2009, 11:31

At the risk of incurring the Mods displeasure, post any humorous, whimsical or other such posts here. Leave the main thread for the serious business.

**Gas Gas Gas** · 30-03-2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by PappaRat

Love this one!!! Well done, whoever did it!

**Gas Gas Gas** · 30-03-2009, 11:33

I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.

**SickNorman** · 30-03-2009, 12:55

I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

**OHMR** · 30-03-2009, 13:59

**TheSpecialOne** · 30-03-2009, 14:17

Originally Posted by SickNorman

I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.

**para_medic** · 30-03-2009, 14:19

Call for pictures:

We lost a lot of photos when the Shortt-thread got deleted. Anyone out there who still has the old classics (condom-hat, det-cord party etc) on the hard drive - please post them here so we can move them to the wiki, catwalk page.
Ta in advance

**OHMR** · 30-03-2009, 14:28

Saved many. Ask for specific ones and I will check.

**blue-sophist** · 30-03-2009, 14:30

I uploaded everything I had on my drives.

Unfortunately 9D and I were sharing the Photobucket account she deleted.

**Ace_Rimmer** · 30-03-2009, 14:31

I'm sure it's been mentioned before but even if I didn't know what a big timing walty c*nt b*stard he is, his face is so very smug and utterly utterly annoying that every time I see a picture I get visibly angry and feel like puking bile just so I can have something caustic to rub in my eyes so I can't see him anymore.

so there..

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

**SickNorman** · 30-03-2009, 14:44

Originally Posted by TheSpecialOne

Originally Posted by SickNorman

I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.

You mean he told me porkies ?

**blue-sophist** · 30-03-2009, 15:07

Originally Posted by SickNorman

Originally Posted by TheSpecialOne

Originally Posted by SickNorman

I remember being in the baron's office (back bedroom) and seeing a framed pic of him in working dress with his sergeants stripes, wings, beret and stable belt. I looked at it closer and saw the pic was taken in his back garden. At the time I thought his back garden was a funny place to pose for a pic, but I'd never come across any TA.

Not TA - Shortt was ACF and a failed TA recruit.

You mean he told me porkies ?

That's why he moved to Ireland. His back garden looked a bit like Cambodia ... and/or Thailand, Sierra Leone and other places more exciting than Croydon. Which means just about everywhere else, really