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**Grownup_Rafbrat** · 16-07-2009, 08:23

you forgot

Harry Potter and the Extra Broomstick to Carry all his Self-awarded Medals.

**mordread** · 16-07-2009, 21:22

I see Le baron has some competition in the ole bling stakes.! Photos, what ever next?..

**Killaloe** · 16-07-2009, 21:30

Shortts real CV

The first part (Work in Progess) :D

**visitor** · 16-07-2009, 22:42

Fking priceless.. fantastic work kill, my sides are in agony from laughing so much.. :D

**visitor** · 16-07-2009, 22:49

Originally Posted by mordread

I see Le baron has some competition in the ole bling stakes.! Photos, what ever next?..

omg that tw4t looks equally as ugly as shortty.. love the cardboard cut out bling alongside stick on photo.. :D

**PappaRat** · 17-07-2009, 11:39

Kill...Great! How on earth did you manage to get hold of the ignoble Buffoon's CV ? Telepathy ?
Brilliant !!

**Archangel** · 17-07-2009, 12:21

May I add my applause for posting yon Baron's CV... he should have no difficulty getting a job now :D

**Killaloe** · 19-07-2009, 16:42

Abdullah the Mullah from Croydon West
A walting wnaker who tries his best
He loaded his caravan till it was full
Went overland all the way to Kabul

A bankrupt cnut with very shallow pockets
Travels all over Europe firing his rockets
A Colonel, a Baron and master of deception
Should have been locked up in Colly for a bit of Correction.

An Officer and gentleman attending Balls with his sword
Equally at home teaching Det Cord
Exits the Priesthood, thrown out of the Army
Folk are thinking is our Seamus Barmy ?

Created a fictitious Royal Galloglas Guard
With a bogus history worthy of the dear Bard
Peddled his lies to all who would listen
As the money rolled in his eyes would glisten

In New York City a Bishop offered his Ring
The Colonel kissed it draped in uber false bling
A liar, a Conman even labeled a Walt
Our Seamus likes a wee Malt

Thrown out of the TA as junior Ranker
Has now achieved global fame as an absolute Wnaker
Laughing at Squaddies and thinks we are ‘Scum’
The daft Eejit got outed by the Currant Bun

In Co Louth the clouds are grey, the mood is dark
Wee Seamus knows he needs an Ark
The sea will rise and things get worse
Fcuk with squaddies and feel our curse

To all decent members of the IBA
You need to tell Shortt to go away
We respect you and are not a business rival
Schitcan Shortt to ensure your survival.