Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**blue-sophist** · 04-02-2010, 21:36

Kill ... have a good day out.

If you see any fat blokes in dark glasses with their knuckles dragging on the ground, remember ... they could just be RAF.

The prospect of Shortt attending anything like that [involving real men] is slim, but keep your camera hand just in case.

**Gas Gas Gas** · 05-02-2010, 09:34

Kill

You might want to invite Baldwin & Co out for a wet or two as well. Presupposing that would not be sub judice or like.

**killaloe_holiday** · 05-02-2010, 20:54

Sadly as income into Castle Cosey has decreased "Baron" James Short has now launched his own range of branded clothing to reflect the perception that he and his fellow to$$ers are held in by true HM Forces and the BG / CP Community

Tommorow will be good craic after our illustrious victory over the Italians at Croker. We are going to RV with a few boys from the Garda & IDF for a post match debrief at Harrington Street. Shortt is still warmly invited as an active member of the IACPO

**flamingo** · 05-02-2010, 21:16

Will you all shut-up about the game. I'm going to be stuck watching Wales beat England in a little pub in the valleys :( (Sad face because I'm not in Dublin, not at England getting beaten!)

**blue-sophist** · 05-02-2010, 21:20

It's only a GAME, FFS.

I do hope Mr Shortt turns up to support one of his National teams ... when are Estonia playing?

**flamingo** · 05-02-2010, 21:22

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

It's only a GAME, FFS.

What's your point?

:D :D :D :D

**blue-sophist** · 05-02-2010, 21:36

Originally Posted by flamingo

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

It's only a GAME, FFS.

What's your point?

:D :D :D :D

At this particular moment, my back is giving me a bit of grief, due to playing No 8 a lot of years ago. My knees are knackered for similar reasons.
I grew up overlooking Richmond Rugby Club's Old Deer Park Ground.
Twickers was about 2 miles away.

Rugby is, I have been told, a "Man's Game".
Shortt would make a very average Car Park Attendant.

Anyway, fukk Wales [whining barstewards], and good luck to the real Paddys against the cheating, dirty Dagoes.

**PappaRat** · 05-02-2010, 21:52

In the UK and Ireland, an old saying goes "Football is a gentlemens' game played by thugs and rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen". Could not agree more.

**blue-sophist** · 05-02-2010, 21:58

Originally Posted by PappaRat

In the UK and Ireland, an old saying goes "Football is a gentlemens' game played by thugs and rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen". Could not agree more.

FFS, say something original, you burbling git!!

Rugby is a game for hard barstewards who will walk all over you at the lightest provocation, and will stamp on your hand if you start pi55ing around in a ruck.

Rugby is NOT a game for fat pseudo-Irish LIARS who think they have uber-ninja skills [or indeed any skills, actually]. The possession of a false Papal Knighthood or 2, not to mention a Vitez Rend, is more likely to guarantee you'll get trampled when the ruck/scrum breaks.

See you in the Car Park, Shortt ... you'll be wearing the yellow plastic jacket, I guess, to match your Plastic Paddy credentials.

**tropper66** · 05-02-2010, 21:58

A GAME,FFS where I live its a F****** Religion, "AS LONG AS WE BEAT THE ENGLISH ITS ALL RIGHT"

**killaloe_holiday** · 06-02-2010, 00:38

Shortt is already on duty outside Gaffneys in Fairview just a few hundred yards away from Baldwins place in Marino Mart collecting glasses with his bogus unchipped SIA licence & WWI Medals. Tommorow he will be doing car parking in the new Shallowglas Guard Uniform outside Croker. A rather fitting duty for an SNLR TA Recruit & Bankrupt Cnut who had to flee to Ireland to escape debts and re-invent himself as a bogus Baron

**Archangel** · 06-02-2010, 14:22

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

....Rugby is, I have been told, a "Man's Game".
Shortt would make a very average Car Park Attendant.

Really m'lud Blue? You'd trust the kilted international man of mystery and part time novelty bottle opener to park your car

You must be getting soft :D

(p.s. what's 'rugby' game everyone keeps burbling about... it's certainlly not cricket!)

**PappaRat** · 06-02-2010, 18:38

"FFS, say something original, you burbling git!! "

Calm down dear boy, calm down..it was a saying more applicable in my day & no doubt referred to the Union variety of the game, but with the League version, different sort of characters involved, I believe.

**blue-sophist** · 06-02-2010, 18:58

Originally Posted by PappaRat

"FFS, say something original, you burbling git!! "

Calm down dear boy, calm down..it was a saying more applicable in my day & no doubt referred to the Union variety of the game, but with the League version, different sort of characters involved, I believe.

It was once, but I have serious doubts about the modern Union game. Especially blatant Welsh 'trippers', for those who are watching at the moment!
:D