Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

[TheSpecialOne]

so feckin funny - a bovver granny threatening to "mash up" an old geezer!

[blue-sophist]

Thanks for that, PR ... I'm still smiling!!

[Archangel]

TO 'SHORTTY' AND 'PARKIE'
May 2010 bring everything you deserve... and, speaking of 'little pricks', in the meantime something for you both to think about!

[killaloe_holiday]

Press Release.

At a very well respected law firm on the Malahide Road in Faiview, Dublin a news conference was held this afternoon. The IBS are pleased to announce that the first Uncle Bryn Memorial Dinner will be held in Gaffneys pub next week. All past, present & serving members of the IBS suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome are warmly invited. In order that brethren travelling from Edlington, Doncaster over in England feel at home canapes of pickled eggs served on a bed of Phlegm.



At the dinner Uncle Bryn will present the new head of the Wimmins IBS, a female wrestler from Barry.

[12volts]

Whilst searching for some unrelated information, I stumbled across film footage shot I think at Deal Barracks. I recognised Gym Shortt and his thorough training methods instantly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByZqx30OvVs&NR=1

[Extra_Stout]

Press Release.

At a very well respected law firm on the Malahide Road in Faiview, Dublin a news conference was held this afternoon. The IBS are pleased to announce that the first Uncle Bryn Memorial Dinner will be held in Gaffneys pub next week. All past, present & serving members of the IBS suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome are warmly invited. In order that brethren travelling from Edlington, Doncaster over in England feel at home canapes of pickled eggs served on a bed of Phlegm.



At the dinner Uncle Bryn will present the new head of the Wimmins IBS, a female wrestler from Barry.

Please tell me this is somewhat true!

If it is, I will make sure I'm there to snap some hilarious pics!!

[DannyDiehard]

But did Jimbo pass Uncle Bryn's selection on that walking holiday they shared on the Brecon Beacons ?

[Adam(KOS)]

Dig the thong http://shop.cafepress.com/shortt

[PappaRat]

Wonderful Adam !

Hope you emailed the link on to Shortt (in case he missed it here!

[DannyDiehard]

Question "how's the Shortt thread going ?"

Answer "on and on"

[blue-sophist]

Question "how's the Shortt thread going ?"

Answer "on and on"

That's how water drips on stone, Grasshopper, until it reaches the breaking point. Some wars are fought fast, and some are fought slow. Slow takes time, and saves effort. A slow war leads the enemy into assuming all is well.

Fun Tzu - 21st C

[Adam(KOS)]

Question "how's the Shortt thread going ?"

Answer "on and on"

You ask that after just 4 weeks on here ( Or very much longer ) Just like a world war from the past, this is just another event that will not be "over by Christmas"
This one belongs on main thread BTW ( in my humble opinion )

[visitor]

Question "how's the Shortt thread going ?"

Answer "on and on"

Yawnnnnnnn ....... Grasshopper , (DDH/kent syndrome).. Seem to remember you asked the same question before xmas under your other persona.. The correct answer is: Its slow when filled with boring jap slap videos of some sad old geezer betting $5000 that has no bearing to the main thread or jim shortt. "Your" attempting to imply that because the connection comes from jap slapping then it is relevent, well if thats "your" (blinkered) theory, shortt is regularly a passenger on chartered aircraft, so does "your" theory mean all passengers on chartered flights are relevent to the main thread??.. good luck with "your" passenger profiling & radiation levels a mile high.

Bottom line is, shortt may or may not be as qualified in jap slapping as he portrays, but in my opinion he is qualified enough to teach some relevent useful techniques that are tried & tested, and do actually work rather well within self defense on the streets & in CP environments, so again in my opinion that is all is required to be of use. Personally I prefer to use PPC but "wotever" one favors to use, too do something will always be an advantage instead of freezing & becoming a static target by doing nothing. "Here endeth the lesson grasshopper" btw this monkey emoticon is cool.. cheers CO's for the new amusing additions.

[blue-sophist]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programme...ht/8471187.stm


No connection with Shortt, I'm sure. Far too close to dangerous places.

[BarkingSpider]

btw this monkey emoticon is cool.. cheers CO's for the new amusing additions.

I like them too but am a little disappointed they haven't used my 'Emperor Mong' emoticon.