Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**Killaloe** · 08-10-2009, 21:31

According to the dear Barons Walty 'DG diary' the poor mite has no work on for the next 6 weeks. I have been informed by

that he may be returning part time to the Priesthood to get a few Euro gathered.

He was spotted in Argos in Wexford buying this costume:

If El Papa visits the UK or even Norn Iron next year. Shortt will be getting another Paypal Knighthood for ending the Global Credit Crunch :D

**PappaRat** · 09-10-2009, 16:19

Nobel for our Noble one surely!

**Gym_Shortt** · 09-10-2009, 16:31

Originally Posted by PappaRat

Nobel for our Noble one surely!

Pappa Rat if you are laughing at me then you will feel the full force of our legal team who are about to commence civil litigation in every free Country in the World. You have been warned.

**BarkingSpider** · 09-10-2009, 16:45

Originally Posted by Gym_Shortt

Originally Posted by PappaRat

Nobel for our Noble one surely!

Pappa Rat if you are laughing at me then you will feel the full force of our legal team who are about to commence civil litigation in every free Country in the World. You have been warned.

Nice wah.

shortt, you're a fcuking cnut and I hope your balls fall off at an embarrassing moment. (just in case).

**blue-sophist** · 09-10-2009, 17:05

Originally Posted by Gym_Shortt

Originally Posted by PappaRat

Nobel for our Noble one surely!

Pappa Rat if you are laughing at me then you will feel the full force of our legal team who are about to commence civil litigation in every free Country in the World. You have been warned.

Very good, Kill

**Killaloe** · 09-10-2009, 17:08

Uncle Blue your a hectic wee man. Will pay my fine to Hols 4 Heroes

Whats my punishment ?

Jankers
Extras
Stoppage of Pay

Or could I elect trial by CM ?

**blue-sophist** · 09-10-2009, 17:27

@ Kill ... all donations are gratefully received

As at today we have 32 families in the queue for hols4h 2010.

Meanwhile, I'd love to know how Mr Shortt has gathered so much private information on individuals. Still, that's for another day, innit.

**BarkingSpider** · 11-10-2009, 22:03

Visited the Royal Armouries at Leeds today, a highly recommended day out. Loads of sharp pointy things and bang sticks and such like.
Found this little beauty in the Police weaponry section. Thought it was worth showing here. No other reason than that of course

:

**Killaloe** · 11-10-2009, 22:08

Hope your feeling the love, respect & high esteem you are held in Mr Shortt by members of the ARRSE Community. Come on give us a bit of your chat and respond

**Adam(KOS)** · 13-10-2009, 15:39

From ARRSEPEDIA.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Walting_With_Confidence :D

**BarkingSpider** · 14-10-2009, 15:44

Naughty doormen!

Whoever trained these doormen should be ashamed of themselves. Sex acts for entry to the bar! My word, that's awful. I'm quite shocked. Who would do such a thing?

**Archangel** · 20-10-2009, 12:58

Speaking of bouncers I wonder how the "current period of economic uncertainty" has affected those who proudly fly the IBA flag? (e.g. 'Bouncers R Us' prop Mr Ware formerly of Her Majesty's Cabinet Office... well until he got sacked that is)

Are they perhaps having to turn to err. 'other lines of work'?

**SepticNorman** · 21-10-2009, 14:10

Shortt .......... you're a lying b astard

**Sinner251** · 21-10-2009, 14:26

Originally Posted by BarkingSpider

Naughty doormen!

Whoever trained these doormen should be ashamed of themselves. Sex acts for entry to the bar! My word, that's awful. I'm quite shocked. Who would do such a thing?

Me