Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

[BarkingSpider]

btw does it look like shortty has pawned his neck bling & finally brought himself a pair of black shoes.

The c[o]unt reads this Thread and others, and takes some advice on board ... albeit a bit late in the day.

Hey, Mr Shortt, keep deleting the lies from the website. You're slowing down a bit on that aspect; much more work to do yet.

Well if he's reading this...
Get yourself some white hose for evening wear then shortt. Green hose - FFS you amateur.
Mind you, why bother? You can't polish a turd.

Funny, I was just thinking the very same thing.

In those photos there are at least two other men wearing kilts and they are both dressed correctly, sporran hanging over the meat and two veg and everything. Both are wearing white socks.
You'd have thought even shortt would have got the message by now. But then he's a knobhead isn't he? If he had C4 for brains he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

[Seadog]

Bugsy asked

How do you get on that website to have a butcher's at the piccies? It seems you need a password or something.

Anybody any idea?

All of us who could be arrsed to read the thread.

[Bugsy]

Bugsy asked

How do you get on that website to have a butcher's at the piccies? It seems you need a password or something.

Anybody any idea?

All of us who could be arrsed to read the thread.

WAH!!!!! :D :D :D

MsG

[visitor]

btw does it look like shortty has pawned his neck bling & finally brought himself a pair of black shoes.

The c[o]unt reads this Thread and others, and takes some advice on board ... albeit a bit late in the day.

Hey, Mr Shortt, keep deleting the lies from the website. You're slowing down a bit on that aspect; much more work to do yet.

Well if he's reading this...
Get yourself some white hose for evening wear then shortt. Green hose - FFS you amateur.
Mind you, why bother? You can't polish a turd.

Funny, I was just thinking the very same thing.

In those photos there are at least two other men wearing kilts and they are both dressed correctly, sporran hanging over the meat and two veg and everything. Both are wearing white socks.
You'd have thought even shortt would have got the message by now. But then he's a knobhead isn't he? If he had C4 for brains he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Yep I noticed a kilt wearer was sporting a tartan that resembles my clan. As for shorttys green socks I imagine its associated with a Irish theme or something? but to me he just looks like a very old, obese, leprechaun, having a bad hair day, trying to party with young girls.

Whilst his iba doorman looking very switched off, displaying red coloured lapel badges, meaning they are jim shortts latest followers & iba students with very little training hours behind them, supposedly(and I use the term very loosely) doing vip & royalty protection in London. Yeah right

Sorry iba people but you will learn in time, the same as everyone has that jim shortt is always invited to those parties because the crowd enjoy seeing shortty the jester in his funny costumes telling his porkies and making up stories.

He is after all, very cheap entertainment value.

[Seadog]

Having realised his secretariat wasn't going to do his work for him, Bugsy opted for:

WAH!!!!!

Yeah right.

[Killaloe]

June 2009 Tehran

First ever Graduation Parade of the Islamic Wimmins IBA after a 150hr Masterclass with the 'Phrophet' Shortt

[Archangel]

And after the graduation ceremony, time to relax and catch some rays

(Thanks to Big mad Ejit for this from the Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough thread)

EDITED TO PROVIDE ALTERNATIVE CAPTION:

Shortt's Ninja training camp failed to stress the need to blend seamlessly into the background

[PappaRat]

Glad you emailed OZ Kill, well done

[Archangel]

Glad you emailed OZ Kill, well done

Seconded! Thanks Kill. Let us know if you get a reponse? I'd be interested to know what the Aussies make of him :D

[SickNorman]

They need to know he's a lying shyte who awards himself military decorations and qualifications