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Discuss Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here in The Intelligence Cell on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by blue-sophist Originally Posted by SickNorman Originally Posted by Killaloe See that the photographs of the Russian Summer Ball are released online tommorow. Wonder what decorations MR SHORTT wore this year ? http://www.capitallifephoto.co.uk/sh...p?eid=505&pg=1 ...
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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    Quote Originally Posted by SickNorman
    Quote Originally Posted by Killaloe
    See that the photographs of the Russian Summer Ball are released online tommorow. Wonder what decorations MR SHORTT wore this year ?

    http://www.capitallifephoto.co.uk/sh...p?eid=505&pg=1
    I see the LYING toe rag (with his self awarded wings) has been lording it up again
    He's re-instated the crown above his para wings, and appears to have put up a miniature of his Estonian thing ate the far end of his rack ... and he doesn't seem to have his usual Ball companion

    And well-spotted by GGG. Look, no Papal Order hanging from his neck!

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    Just realised that the darling DG has one of his CP guys (Canape Purveyors) in the background. No doubt Von Walthausen had briefed them that they were guarding real Royalty & the creme de la creme of polite society.

    I wonder why he chose not to wear his Papal Order from John Paul II ?

    I guess he had to go, to carry on the charade. He knows that Arrsers will take the hand out of him afterwards but in his silly self destruction he refuses to face up to reality and smell the coffee.

    The body language and facial expressions are not that of somebody relaxed at a nice function enjoying themselves and having fun.

    Bet the walting little fcuktard woke up with a sore head on Sunday thinking oh dear how long till the imagery & comments will be on ARRSE. Sad lonely little liar

    By the way Shortt I am still waiting for your first contact or email, please hurry up. A mans is only as good as as his word. W@nker

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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpecialOne
    I see the red faced letch was in a party mood a few hours in!
    and has he added that little device above his para wings again?
    i've said that on both threads ... do keep up!!

    As to his appearance in photos, I would suggest there are fewer appearances this time. He does seem to be 'lurking' in the background a bit more than usual ... However, his Party Frock does make a colourful background image for a photog. I think there's not a lot to be gleaned from that ...

    Apart from the absence of his former Ball Partner, and his seeming attempt to trap the skinny blonde
    it took feckin' hours to sift through all those photos - I'm surprised that Gordom Brown is till PM!
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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSpecialOne
    it took feckin' hours to sift through all those photos - I'm surprised that Gordom Brown is till PM!
    That's because you kept stopping to download Miss Rosy-Cheeks in the red dress with the fine chebbage ... not that I noticed her, or indeed the long lean blonde in the floral patterned number that Shortt has a hard-on for

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    not that I noticed her, or indeed the long lean blonde in the floral patterned number that Shortt has a hard-on for
    I think he gets a hard on each time he puts on his jacket with self awarded wings and his colourful frock

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    Agree Sick Norman I think once Shortt puts on his Walty Uniform he assumes another persona. Probably part of his insecurity and mental health issues. I spoke to our MO today who is a normal blood & guts quack. He thinks that Shortt should be sectioned. He said that if Shortt presented himself to him in that uniform & lies and talked. Then he would of got the guardforce to cuff him & sent him to see a TrickCyclist & Fastracked him to A&E and got the duty shrink to decide either padded cell or sedate him.

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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    That's because you kept stopping to download Miss Rosy-Cheeks in the red dress with the fine chebbage ... not that I noticed her, or indeed the long lean blonde in the floral patterned number that Shortt has a hard-on for
    Thanks for that image Blue, it'll probably be with me all evening now.
    Thanks a ferking lot - you git. Just think about the STD's he's probably caught from shagging all those East European prostitutes.
    His hard-on must be gopping... albeit a little bit tiny and hidden under those folds of pork belly fat.

    Eeeuuuuwwwww!!!!
    Fuck it.

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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSpider
    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    That's because you kept stopping to download Miss Rosy-Cheeks in the red dress with the fine chebbage ... not that I noticed her, or indeed the long lean blonde in the floral patterned number that Shortt has a hard-on for
    Thanks for that image Blue, it'll probably be with me all evening now.
    Thanks a ferking lot - you git. Just think about the STD's he's probably caught from shagging all those East European prostitutes.
    His hard-on must be gopping... albeit a little bit tiny and hidden under those folds of pork belly fat.
    Eeeuuuuwwwww!!!!



    ... or alternatively ...


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    What a sad insecure W@nker. No wonder Shortt no longer has a wife. Georgie made the right decision to abandon a patholgical liar. I have heard that after the Russian Ball that Shortt trapped off with Molly Palm & her five daughters. It was all that were interested in him :D

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    Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    That's it, rub it in.
    The face on him FFS...
    shortt, she's young enough to be your daughter you disgusting sad old fart.
    Oh, and she's well out of your league.

    Quote Originally Posted by blue-sophist
    ... or alternatively ...

    Well, now you're talking. She's a big healthy rosy cheeked lass. I wonder if her mother know's she's out?
    Fuck it.

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