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**Killaloe** · 09-06-2009, 17:43

See that the photographs of the Russian Summer Ball are released online tommorow. Wonder what decorations MR SHORTT wore this year ?

http://www.capitallifephoto.co.uk/sh...p?eid=505&pg=1

**Gun_Nut** · 09-06-2009, 22:38

Another high quality presentation by Mr Shortt!

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 08:34

Originally Posted by Gun_Nut

Another high quality presentation by Mr Shortt!

Brilliant!! ... your adapted presentation, that is, Gun_Nut. (Not Señor Shortt!)

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 08:50

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

**Gas Gas Gas** · 10-06-2009, 09:00

Originally Posted by Archangel

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

Actually, I thought this was Shortt's team of IBA accountants working on the fee splits for tax purposes.

**tattybadger** · 10-06-2009, 09:05

Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas

Originally Posted by Archangel

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

Actually, I thought this was Shortt's team of IBA accountants working on the fee splits for tax purposes.

Or calculating the space required on his tunic for the next load of tin-pot Janet & John medals that he plans to award himself for services to the Bangaladesh 73nd Special Donkey Wallopers, in his capacity as adviser and trainer on special skip-licking in all weathers and conditions.

**JYKelly** · 10-06-2009, 09:34

Not sure if this is new (probably not)

He has a blog on blogger, the bottom diary link still works.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065364974309090049

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 09:42

Originally Posted by JYKelly

Not sure if this is new (probably not)

He has a blog on blogger, the bottom diary link still works.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065364974309090049

"Zodiac year: Snake" (why am I not surprised

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