Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**Adam(KOS)** · 24-06-2009, 16:02

Captions time ? :D

**Archangel** · 24-06-2009, 16:10

Originally Posted by Adam(KOS)

Captions time ? :D

Their embarassment was obvious to all to see. But there was no getting away from it... Shortt and the Frontiers Men had forgotten to bring their horses

**Killaloe** · 24-06-2009, 16:20

Despite different coloured Boots, trousers and hats the trusty LOF all wore their Black 'fisting' gloves.

**Seadog** · 24-06-2009, 20:31

The cop, indian, matelot, builder act was becoming stale, so the Village People tried a new routine. It's fun to stay at the Castle Bell-ing-ham, it's fun...

**mordread** · 24-06-2009, 21:42

FFS...I'm too sexy for my tache, too sexy for my tache. Ducky..

The Village people announce they're last ever concert.

**visitor** · 25-06-2009, 00:00

I just wonder what the neighbours in Frensham road thought living next door to a 24/7 circus, baring in mind the main clown used ponse about in costume in his old beaten up bright orange 5 series bmw with flashing blue lights, police siren, and smoke screen device. that's of course when it would actually start.

Caption: "Hi ho hi ho its off out walting we go, with a little lie here, a little lie there, and quick quick bling bling. hi ho hi ho."

**Killaloe** · 25-06-2009, 00:50

Jeepers V

Are you saying that Shortt used to drive a civvie soft skinned car and pretend to be a peeler with a Ne Nah and be part of the blue flashing light brigade on a shout ?

Naughty naughty Jimbo

K

**BarkingSpider** · 25-06-2009, 01:11

Originally Posted by Killaloe

Jeepers V

Are you saying that Shortt used to drive a civvie soft skinned car and pretend to be a peeler with a Ne Nah and be part of the blue flashing light brigade on a shout ?

Naughty naughty Jimbo

K

I used to do that.
Mind you, I was only ten years old at the time...

**Gas Gas Gas** · 25-06-2009, 10:21

Originally Posted by visitor

I just wonder what the neighbours in Frensham road thought living next door to a 24/7 circus, baring in mind the main clown used ponse about in costume in his old beaten up bright orange 5 series bmw with flashing blue lights, police siren, and smoke screen device. that's of course when it would actually start.

Caption: "Hi ho hi ho its off out walting we go, with a little lie here, a little lie there, and quick quick bling bling. hi ho hi ho."

Viz

Something for the main thread perhaps? :D

**visitor** · 25-06-2009, 17:04

Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas

Originally Posted by visitor

I just wonder what the neighbours in Frensham road thought living next door to a 24/7 circus, baring in mind the main clown used ponse about in costume in his old beaten up bright orange 5 series bmw with flashing blue lights, police siren, and smoke screen device. that's of course when it would actually start.

Caption: "Hi ho hi ho its off out walting we go, with a little lie here, a little lie there, and quick quick bling bling. hi ho hi ho."

Viz

Something for the main thread perhaps? :D

Yep its on there 3g, page 28.. :D

**blue-sophist** · 25-06-2009, 17:37

1. Have a picture of the gate to the Malta War Museum ....

2. One evening at the hotel, there was a dinner hosted by the Maltese Foreign Minister. I couldn't get close enough to check, but I'm sure at least 2 of the BGs [wired for sound and muttering at their lapels] were wearing IBA badges.

3. I met a very nice member of ARRSE, but we didn't talk about Jim Sh1t as there were ladies present!

**OHMR** · 26-06-2009, 00:08

James Shortt received some sad news today. Michael Jackson, a popular singer, has died. Shortt had been trying to get in contact with Jackson in order to get his bodyguard account and to get tips on wearing unearned medals from Jackson.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7079405/

**Sparky2339** · 26-06-2009, 00:27

Originally Posted by OHMR

James Shortt received some sad news today. Michael Jackson, a popular singer, has died. Shortt had been trying to get in contact with Jackson in order to get his bodyguard account and to get tips on wearing unearned medals from Jackson.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7079405/

I was so nearly going to do a dit like this but thought NO...

Leave it to somebody else, someone far cleverrerrer than me.

No need to cut yer nose off to spite yer face as the say...........

Boom Tish :D :D

**Virgil** · 26-06-2009, 08:57

Note to self: Never, ever piss off or draw the unwarranted attention of a gaggle of Arrse members.

**PappaRat** · 26-06-2009, 10:27

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

2. One evening at the hotel, there was a dinner hosted by the Maltese Foreign Minister. I couldn't get close enough to check, but I'm sure at least 2 of the BGs [wired for sound and muttering at their lapels] were wearing IBA badges.

These two ?