Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

[terroratthepicnic]

I would like to thank my Mummy for all these awards, without her buying them for me, I wouldn't have any.

[Killaloe]

[Liney_Lunatic]

can anyone explain how the hell you can do a counter sniper course? i mean what are you supposed to do, lie there and wait for the other sniper to stand and stretch himself off? just wondering as "Baron" c(o)untleshortt is running a counter sniper course.

[Bugsy]

It might just be me, but does she (or maybe somebody else) have a crafty hand up his kilt? Look at the way it's sort of pulled up to the side.

MsG

[Gungythree]

It might just be me, but does she (or maybe somebody else) have a crafty hand up his kilt? Look at the way it's sort of pulled up to the side.

MsG

Maybe he's dry humping her leg :D

[Archangel]

can anyone explain how the hell you can do a counter sniper course? i mean what are you supposed to do, lie there and wait for the other sniper to stand and stretch himself off? just wondering as "Baron" c(o)untleshortt is running a counter sniper course.

Simple! There are three main methods taught on the "Jungle Jim counter sniper course"
1. Cloud their minds with your Ninja stealth haze technique (advanced)
2. Employ natural camouflage... (e.g. Baron Shortt himself blends seamlessly into an environment full of tw@ts)
3. RUN AWAY VERY FAST!

Of course, if any of these methods fail and you get shot by a sniper you can claim your money back

[TheSpecialOne]

Counter sniper is a Day of the Jackal tribute he conjures up in memory of Lucien Ott. In reality a BG has no chance protecting his client against a sniper, especially as a .50 would go through both BG and Client and still take out the engine block of the limo!

[Archangel]

Counter sniper is a Day of the Jackal tribute he conjures up in memory of Lucien Ott. In reality a BG has no chance protecting his client against a sniper, especially as a .50 would go through both BG and Client and still take out the engine block of the limo!

In that case I would be delighted to see Mr Shortt demonstrating the correct way for a BG to stand between a client and a sniper firing a .50. Live rounds of course! (the part of the client can be taken by a mannequin)...

In your own time Shortty

[Adam(KOS)]

Counter sniper is a Day of the Jackal tribute he conjures up in memory of Lucien Ott. In reality a BG has no chance protecting his client against a sniper, especially as a .50 would go through both BG and Client and still take out the engine block of the limo!

Ah, but no match for the superduper unfolding brief case though, ala Jimbo's video sketch :D

[Archangel]

Counter sniper is a Day of the Jackal tribute he conjures up in memory of Lucien Ott. In reality a BG has no chance protecting his client against a sniper, especially as a .50 would go through both BG and Client and still take out the engine block of the limo!

Ah, but no match for the superduper unfolding brief case though, ala Jimbo's video sketch :D

And let us not forget the gay white umbrellas :D

[Pronto_Mike_Uniform]

Counter sniper is a Day of the Jackal tribute he conjures up in memory of Lucien Ott. In reality a BG has no chance protecting his client against a sniper, especially as a .50 would go through both BG and Client and still take out the engine block of the limo!

Ah, but no match for the superduper unfolding brief case though, ala Jimbo's video sketch :D

And let us not forget the gay white umbrellas :D

And of course the jap-slapping "Force":

Sniper: "Locked on"

BG Shortt: "These are not the targets you seek"

Sniper: "These are not the targets I seek"

BG Shortt: "move along now"

Sniper: "I'll move along now.."

BG Shortt: "You will not harm my client"

Sniper: "I will not harm your...BLAM!....Ha ha, you muppet Shortt"

BG Shortt: "Oh Feck, I'm off...."

[TheSpecialOne]

Damn - I forgot about the white umbrellas and the magic brief case - if he goes for wearing sombreros potential assassins may as well give up and go join a monastery!

[Gas Gas Gas]

Damn - I forgot about the white umbrellas and the magic brief case - if he goes for wearing sombreros potential assassins may as well give up and go join a monastery! :wink:

Just "googled" bulletproof briefcase, none of the results seem to match Shortties.

A few samples;

http://www.bulletproofclothing.co.uk/briefcases/
http://www.zahal.org/ballistic/p02.htm

[Archangel]

Damn - I forgot about the white umbrellas and the magic brief case - if he goes for wearing sombreros potential assassins may as well give up and go join a monastery!

Just "googled" bulletproof briefcase, none of the results seem to match Shortties.

A few samples;

http://www.bulletproofclothing.co.uk/briefcases/
http://www.zahal.org/ballistic/p02.htm

You forgot to put in "Magic Ninja bulletproof briefcase" in your google search

[Gas Gas Gas]

You forgot to put in "Magic Ninja bulletproof briefcase" in your google search

Ah yes! That's the one with the speshul tinfoil.