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11-06-2009, 13:20 #541Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Just imagine the photo - I have biff wifi (my excuse and I'm sticking to it).
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
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"I love getting up at the crack of Dawn"Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 13:23 #542Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Once again SuperGlue proves it has many hundreds of uses...
998: 'Walt catching'! ... First smear the buttocks of charming young lady with SuperGlue and then just wait :DUnquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
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11-06-2009, 13:25 #543Senior Member
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I used to do this for Lucien....
Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 13:28 #544Senior Member
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Despite being a highly decorated war hero, Baron, Papal Knight, ex-Para, ex-SAS etc etc ... James Shortt had to admit he was crap as DraculaUnquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
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11-06-2009, 13:33 #545Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Jimbo trying to find out what his comb-over would look like in the wind!
"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha" - Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw MC
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11-06-2009, 13:37 #546Senior Member
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After spending years with his head stuck up his own arrse Mr Shortt wondered what it would be like to try sticking his head up someone elses
Unquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
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11-06-2009, 13:43 #547Senior Member
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"Just wait till I get that string with my teeth.."Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 13:45 #548Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Jimbo's ladyboy was hoping that Junior didn't get too aroused"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha" - Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw MC
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11-06-2009, 13:50 #549Senior Member
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Photographer "I said WATCH the birdie you mong!!!"
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That poor lassie; "You're SURE this for the charity calendar James??"Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 13:51 #550Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Looks to me like the dozycunt is sporting a combover. Which must mean he's a hermer as well as a comletetwat.
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11-06-2009, 13:53 #551Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
It took him hours to inflate his new "Randy-Mandy" blow-up doll (with life-like hair and 3 orifices) But James was pleased with the final result :DUnquestionably, it was going to be highly dangerous... And, what the hell, I figured, nobody lives forever!
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11-06-2009, 13:56 #552Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
For some strange reason, the above is my favourite so far.
Originally Posted by Sparky2339
An officer:
is never lost, he is merely geographically disorientated.
is never drunk, he is socially confused.
never comes, he arrives.
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11-06-2009, 14:03 #553Senior Member
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Really? Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas
For some strange reason, the above is my favourite so far. Originally Posted by Sparky2339
I'm embarrassingly humbled, and not a little surprised 3G.
Not as half as surprised as she was I bet!!! Boom tish!! :D
Thank you.Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 14:06 #554Senior Member
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With the collapse of the IBA, Shalloglass Gourds etc, Jimbo prepares his method acting as the Widow Twankey in next seasons Panto "Mother Goose".Sparky2339 isny right in the heed.
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11-06-2009, 14:08 #555Senior Member
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Re: Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here
Baron Von Knobjockey trials his new hemorrhoid removal process. Originally Posted by Sparky2339
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