Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

[General Melchett]

Page 50. Some sights on there.

Summer Ball 01-07-06 Dinner-photogallery2-candids-dancing Page 55.

Who are the other two chaps? May be ARRSE frequenters?

[tattybadger]

Well, now you're talking. She's a big healthy rosy cheeked lass. I wonder if her mother know's she's out?

She's not quite out, is she?

No but she's worth a squirt while she's in. That could tickle my prostate any day.

[Killaloe]

http://www.iba-australia.com/id11.html

Would it be awful if I sent a few links in Oz to give a bit of Int on Shortt & shared his CV ?

K

[TheSpecialOne]

I would expect them to have carried out due dilligance and done a bit of research themselves but as the saying goes, you can only teach those that want to learn.

[Gas Gas Gas]

http://www.iba-australia.com/id11.html

I see they style him as IBA Director-General James "The Baron" Shortt

[gallowglass]

If a number of the later photographs are anything to go by, then all sense of decorum went out the window as the evening of the Russian Summer Ball wore on. Shortt seems to have reverted to type as evidenced by his wandering hands.

I would love to hear the reasoning behind the organisers' decision to employ this oaf. He adds nothing to the 'event', beyond lowering the tone even more.

[Gas Gas Gas]

If a number of the later photographs are anything to go by, then all sense of decorum went out the window as the evening of the Russian Summer Ball wore on. Shortt seems to have reverted to type as evidenced by his wandering hands.

I would love to hear the reasoning behind the organisers' decision to employ this oaf. He adds nothing to the 'event', beyond lowering the tone even more.

Quite so;

[VanHelsing]

If a number of the later photographs are anything to go by, then all sense of decorum went out the window as the evening of the Russian Summer Ball wore on. Shortt seems to have reverted to type as evidenced by his wandering hands.

I would love to hear the reasoning behind the organisers' decision to employ this oaf. He adds nothing to the 'event', beyond lowering the tone even more.

Quite so;

Shortty needed emergency rations as the shit that comes out his mouth had run out !

[Gas Gas Gas]

Shortty needed emergency rations as the s*** that comes out his mouth had run out !

Excellent!! :D :D :D

Perhaps he also thought a dose of manure might help his hair re-grow?

[Archangel]

I assume that he slurred "Any chance of a shag?" to the charming young lady and he took her reply "kiss my arrse slaphead!" rather too literally!

[Gas Gas Gas]

I assume that he slurred "Any chance of a shag?" to the charming young lady and he took her reply "kiss my arrse slaphead!" rather too literally!

This has all the makings of a good caption competition.

[schweik]

But credit where credit's due, its a top "comb-over" job. Must have taken hours to get every strand just so.

Makes even Bobby Charlton look amateurish!

[Archangel]

I assume that he slurred "Any chance of a shag?" to the charming young lady and he took her reply "kiss my arrse slaphead!" rather too literally!

This has all the makings of a good caption competition.

Oh really! I couldn't possibly Oh, okay then!

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"Helloooooo?? Mr Baldwin? Are you in there? I need to serve my summons papers on those ARRSE characters!"

[Sparky2339]

That photograph is a cracker!!! :D :D

"Ushiro Waza" Jimbo? Techniques from the rear/behind. Hmmm...

What a numpty...

Caption contest for charity is an idea GGG.

[JYKelly]

"Jim completely misunderstood the rules for the apple bobbing competition"