Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**Killaloe** · 09-06-2009, 17:43

See that the photographs of the Russian Summer Ball are released online tommorow. Wonder what decorations MR SHORTT wore this year ?

http://www.capitallifephoto.co.uk/sh...p?eid=505&pg=1

**Gun_Nut** · 09-06-2009, 22:38

Another high quality presentation by Mr Shortt!

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 08:34

Originally Posted by Gun_Nut

Another high quality presentation by Mr Shortt!

Brilliant!! ... your adapted presentation, that is, Gun_Nut. (Not SeÃ±or Shortt!)

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 08:50

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

**Gas Gas Gas** · 10-06-2009, 09:00

Originally Posted by Archangel

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

Actually, I thought this was Shortt's team of IBA accountants working on the fee splits for tax purposes.

**tattybadger** · 10-06-2009, 09:05

Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas

Originally Posted by Archangel

(apologies to Meridian ... I stole this from the "Come and have a go if you think you're funny enough" thread)

Mathematicians struggled late into the night to try and quantify just how big a twat Mr Shortt actually is.

Actually, I thought this was Shortt's team of IBA accountants working on the fee splits for tax purposes.

Or calculating the space required on his tunic for the next load of tin-pot Janet & John medals that he plans to award himself for services to the Bangaladesh 73nd Special Donkey Wallopers, in his capacity as adviser and trainer on special skip-licking in all weathers and conditions.

**JYKelly** · 10-06-2009, 09:34

Not sure if this is new (probably not)

He has a blog on blogger, the bottom diary link still works.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065364974309090049

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 09:42

Originally Posted by JYKelly

Not sure if this is new (probably not)

He has a blog on blogger, the bottom diary link still works.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/18065364974309090049

"Zodiac year: Snake" (why am I not surprised

)

**tattybadger** · 10-06-2009, 09:43

I love the irony in the honour bit:

**Archangel** · 10-06-2009, 10:08

Yet another quality presentation.

"Lets begin with the introductions. This is me ... "

**blue-sophist** · 10-06-2009, 10:13

Originally Posted by Killaloe

See that the photographs of the Russian Summer Ball are released online tommorow. Wonder what decorations MR SHORTT wore this year ?

http://www.capitallifephoto.co.uk/sh...p?eid=505&pg=1

Username = russiansummerball
password = events

Page 5 - he's there, standard kit, holding a clipboard.
Page 12 - the grinning c[o]unt with the bouncers.
Still opening bottles
Page 29/30 - got the crown on top of his para wings again.

No sign of his usual bird this year

**para_medic** · 10-06-2009, 10:24

Ref.# 060609 RSB B 358 on page 20... nice!

wink wink nudge nudge

page 26... oh dear - didn't anyone warn the band?

**Gas Gas Gas** · 10-06-2009, 10:28

I see the doorman wearing the car blanket got let in again.

Does anyone know the Bandmaster? Was he aware of the legendary CastleWalt and his bottle opening trick? How nice for Shortt to get photographed with real British soldiers.