Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**Killaloe** · 31-03-2009, 18:19

Well done OHMR you put me to shame. Great work buddy :D

**IndianaDel** · 31-03-2009, 18:19

**IndianaDel** · 31-03-2009, 18:20

Originally Posted by Gas Gas Gas

I thought Shortt was picking his nose and displaying his normal marksmanship.

I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?

**blue-sophist** · 31-03-2009, 18:47

Originally Posted by IndianaDel

I have a VERY dumb question.
Is there any record of whether Shortty baby can actually hit the broad side of a castle, with a gat?

At the speed he shoots, he can hit a barn door.
At the distances he shoots, he can hit a house door.

If there was any opposition ... RIP Barooon Jim, with the Ghost of St Ott The Twice Buried and 3 Popes, 4 Kings and a few spare Knights attending the wake.

In a gunfight, he would last 3 seconds.
Maximum.

Paintballs all over his 'outfit of the day'

**OHMR** · 31-03-2009, 19:31

**Archangel** · 31-03-2009, 19:40

I will thank you all to have a bit of respect for Major General Baron Pope Shortt....

I'll have you know he is in command of a very fine naval task force!

**bubumfluff12** · 31-03-2009, 19:40

Originally Posted by OHMR

Caption?

http://www.iba-deutschland.de/german...lder_iba50.php

If you think ma kilt is yella ya shud see the stripe down ma back!

**OHMR** · 31-03-2009, 19:45

**OHMR** · 31-03-2009, 20:21

**12volts** · 31-03-2009, 21:19

Quite simply, he's a confidence trickster. In Yorkshire he would be known as a c unt. End of. He isn't just a walt any more. He's carried this on for at least 30 years. I want to see him in court with Council that he has lied to.
So here is the challenge Jimbo. Sue me. Put your money where your mouth is. In the mean time, I'll keep referring to you as 'c unt'.

**purpose** · 01-04-2009, 02:29

**rockape34** · 01-04-2009, 09:16

.. well it is the first of April

Piccie HERE but having difficulty downloading it

**para_medic** · 05-04-2009, 06:45

Bling-experts: He normally wears the St Gregory around the neck but this one has a different laurel, thistle, clover kind of thing above... aah forget it, I just wanted to post the picture of the bird in her ratcatcher outfit. Sorry.

**blue-sophist** · 05-04-2009, 09:17

Originally Posted by para_medic

Bling-experts: He normally wears the St Gregory around the neck but this one has a different laurel, thistle, clover kind of thing above... aah forget it, I just wanted to post the picture of the bird in her ratcatcher outfit. Sorry.

The bit above the St Gregory is just a fancy braided collar-fastening for the jacket. You used to be able to buy them in Woolworths

The Rat-Catcher might be The Queen of Estonia, for all I know or care