Shortt Thread: Fun & Frivolity Here

**PappaRat** · 25-05-2009, 10:45

Flicking through the television channels yesterday evening, when I came across this & spilled my drink in shock !

Then I realised that he didn't have any gongs glinting, so it it couldn't be, could it?

Nasty turn for a moment, then I realised it was the much better comic Robin Williams...or was it ?

I do reside in a Home for the Terminally Bewildered, so I am still not over sure...must be the Moustache...but lack of bling cinched it, it wasn't him...but then again..............

**BarkingSpider** · 25-05-2009, 11:26

Originally Posted by PappaRat

Flicking through the television channels yesterday evening, when I came across this & spilled my drink in shock !
http://www.legalmoviesdownloads.com/...-roosevelt.jpg
Then I realised that he didn't have any gongs glinting, so it it couldn't be, could it?
http://www.thecinemasource.com/movie...n_Williams.jpg
Nasty turn for a moment, then I realised it was the much better comic Robin Williams...or was it ?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_v7ivUjLU4U4/...400/museum.jpg
I do reside in a Home for the Terminally Bewildered, so I am still not over sure...must be the Moustache...but lack of bling cinched it, it wasn't him...but then again..............
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2006_...lliams_024.jpg

I thought exactly the same thing when I saw a movie poster for this film! Robin Williams is a dead ringer for shortt in his LoF days. :D

**TheSpecialOne** · 28-05-2009, 16:44

Why would Shortty need a megaphone when he is so close to his students?

**OHMR** · 28-05-2009, 22:54

Baron James G. Shortt of Castleshort Historical Quiz II

**SickNorman** · 30-05-2009, 13:51

Whats happened to the Baron Castleshort Part 3 thread ???????

**blue-sophist** · 30-05-2009, 14:02

Originally Posted by SickNorman

Whats happened to the Baron Castleshort Part 3 thread ???????

Probably being serviced ... the MODs do that occasionally, bless them.

Like Gen MacArthur, "I will return".

**Adam(KOS)** · 30-05-2009, 14:11

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Originally Posted by SickNorman

Whats happened to the Baron Castleshort Part 3 thread ???????

Probably being serviced ... the MODs do that occasionally, bless them.

Like Gen MacArthur, "I will return".

Correct.

**Killaloe** · 30-05-2009, 14:16

Colonel Chevalier James Shortt Director General of the International Bodyguard Association
almost as popular & well known as Susan Boyle

http://byronik.com/cqb.html

**SickNorman** · 30-05-2009, 14:44

Now there's ugly and there's taking the pish

**Adam(KOS)** · 30-05-2009, 15:17

Barron Casstleshort part IV has commenced :D

**SickNorman** · 30-05-2009, 15:21

Well done Adam, perhaps i'll post a little anecdote regarding Jimbo .. er Mr Shortt (sorry Blue)

**theiftaker** · 30-05-2009, 15:37

Originally Posted by OHMR

Baron James G. Shortt of Castleshort Historical Quiz II

I Would like to thank Elvis, the Queen Mum, Lady Di, Gheniz Khan and Pip the Ginger wonder dog for all the support given to me in obtaining this fine award.

**tattybadger** · 01-06-2009, 15:55

What's going on here then:

A gobbling we shall go!!

No connection to schooling at a catholic school is there?

**Killaloe** · 01-06-2009, 18:24

Posted this in the Fun Section from a mate. Shortt yet again is threatening legal action against folk who have outed him. The hot weather in the South must have fried his brain today. He has threatened to send me a message but yet has to deliver. He is not a resident tonight in the Hotel Castle Bellingham but is going home to Castle Cosey

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Feck off shortt....

Defamation

In law, issuance of false statements about a person that injure his reputation or that deter others from associating with him. Libel and slander are the legal subcategories of defamation. Libel is defamation in print, pictures, or any other visual symbols. A libel plaintiff must generally establish that the alleged libel refers to him or her specifically, that it was published to others (third parties), and that some injury occurred as a result. Court have ruled that public persons (e.g., celebrities or politicians) alleging libel may recover damages only if they prove that the statement in question was made with â€œactual maliceâ€â€”i.e., with knowledge that it was false or with reckless disregard for the truth Slander is defamation by oral communication. An action for slander may be brought without alleging and proving special injury if the statement has a plainly harmful character, as by imputing to the plaintiff criminal guilt, serious sexual misconduct, or a characteristic negatively affecting his business or profession. The defense in defamation cases often takes the form of seeking to establish the truth of the statements in question.

**blue-sophist** · 01-06-2009, 18:45

Originally Posted by Killaloe

Posted this in the Fun Section from a mate. Shortt yet again is threatening legal action against folk who have outed him. The hot weather in the South must have fried his brain today. He has threatened to send me a message but yet has to deliver. He is not a resident tonight in the Hotel Castle Bellingham but is going home to Castle Cosey

The desperate acts of a drowning man.
I note the wee tinker doesn't list me on his 'hit list' ... perhaps he can't afford the lawyer to match mine.

An action for slander may be brought without alleging and proving special injury if the statement has a plainly harmful character, as by imputing to the plaintiff criminal guilt, serious sexual misconduct, or a characteristic negatively affecting his business or profession. The defense in defamation cases often takes the form of seeking to establish the truth of the statements in question.

"So, Mr Shortt ... I call my first witness, Pope John Paul II.
"Did you create this man a Papal Knight in recognition of his part in ending the Cold War?
"Shall I repeat the question?
"Hello? Fukkit, he's not well.
"Next witness ... "

You know you're a LIAR, Shortt, and so do we.
So your legal bullsh1t that scares ex-squaddies and Estonian doormen doesn't actually work anymore.
You are striking matches under water in the Castle moat.
And we aren't very impressed.

Come on, big boy - PROVE something.
Ooops, of course, you can't, can you?

You laughable buffoon.
As Kill, your favourite "hate mate" just said, "Feck off Shortt".