Thread: Stolen dog - Catterick
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09-02-2009, 22:51 #1
Stolen dog - Catterick
A neighbour of mine has had her brindle Staffie cross bitch (answers to Tess - the dog that is, not the neighbour). Taken from outside Le Cateau School this afternoon at 1430 hrs. Passer by saw the dog being put into a blue mondeo (NFDK). By the location of the school this is likely to be someone from within the garrison. RMP have been informed but have not seen the car on CCTV. I don't know if there is a reward, but I'll cetainly throw in a few beers if she turns up.
"..there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
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09-02-2009, 23:16 #2
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Napier, afraid I'm not in the area but have you posted this in the dog thread too, might get a few more reads?
Wasn't there, didn't see it , didn't do it, honest
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09-02-2009, 23:17 #3Senior Member
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Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Seams strange that some one would steel a heinz 57. I hope they get the dog back fit and well.
Dave
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09-02-2009, 23:19 #4
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The dog is mostly staffie and looks pure bred (to my untutored eyes). HM - Good point ref dog thread.
"..there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
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09-02-2009, 23:28 #5
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Was it wearing a windproof smock at the time?
‘Good God!’ he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.
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09-02-2009, 23:35 #6
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Are you implying that it was the dog who took my smock 4 years ago, only to disappear in mysterious circumstances long after the original incident had been forgotten by all but the razor sharp brain of MSR...
....and I would have got away with it if it weren't for you darned kids!"..there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
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09-02-2009, 23:41 #7
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Nicked by someone who wants to train it to fight perhaps? Are there any likely persons currently camped sorry, temporarily living, in a layby, field, or on a roundabout near you?
Originally Posted by napier
Watchout for dog found posters, they will want a reward.
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09-02-2009, 23:44 #8
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
I'll have a good look around for pikey scum (I presume thats what you meant) and will put the message around my Battalion - hopefully she will turn up as she's a lovely dog.
"..there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
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09-02-2009, 23:47 #9
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
I just thought you might be able to solve two crimes at one stroke

But if pikeys are involved you could add some serious percentage points to the N YORKS police clear up rate...
MSR‘Good God!’ he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.
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10-02-2009, 00:55 #10
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Has it been posted on the Dogs lost site? http://www.doglost.co.uk/page.aspx?pg=72
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10-02-2009, 00:58 #11
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
I will make a few enquiries for you
And i am fairly certain that the car would have been caught on one of the many cameras around hereMR NHB
Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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10-02-2009, 17:04 #12
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
Dog has been found! Apparently some mad old bint took her as "she was unloved". A neighbour saw the dog being walked, fronted up to the old bint and wrestled her away. Thanks to all for offers of help.
"..there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
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10-02-2009, 17:10 #13
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Dammit, I was hoping for an 'extra special' kebab from the local Turks as well.
"They attack us; no casualties. They retreat into the mountains and, naturally, we follow them. Smell like an ambush to you?"
"Every failure is a blessing in disguise, providing it teaches some needed lesson one could not have learned without it. Most so-called Failures are only temporary defeats." - Napoleon Hill

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10-02-2009, 17:30 #14
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Thank heavens your Staffie dog has been found...will she now go on to the WOs board as planned? I always thought you infanteers had colour Sergeants anyway?
Originally Posted by napier

Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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10-02-2009, 17:43 #15
Re: Stolen dog - Catterick
With respect Cuddles, that was poor.....
Originally Posted by Cuddles
If you are not pissed off, you are NOT paying attention.
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