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Discuss Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing. in Int Corps on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin Originally Posted by CrapSpy Originally Posted by Davros_the_Dalek Originally Posted by CrapSpy Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin Originally Posted by CRmeansCeilingReached Originally Posted by CrapSpy Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin Originally Posted by ...
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

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    Do you take it up the wrong 'un?

    Oh my mistake, thats already in there!
    Fnarr, fnarr.
    Why didn't I spot that?

    I must be losing it....
    Where?
    In the office. You?
    In the office, at home, in the shops. Everywhere I go in fact.
    it had to come back to pistols, didn't it?
    Lose two pistols in the shower? Just take one... etc, etc
    Just Pistol and Go...
    Would you like us to pack that for you Sir?
    I've heard the only thing you pack is fudge.
    But it's so tiny, I don't see that being too hard.
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    Do you like onions?

    If not, do you like the smell of onions?
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

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    Do you like onions?

    If not, do you like the smell of onions?
    Do you like the smell of onions with the sometime mixture of processed cheese?

    Do you like throwing up?
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    Do you like ducks?

    Do you like wearing NorthFace jackets with climbing trousers?
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

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    Do you like ducks?

    Do you like wearing NorthFace jackets with climbing trousers?
    Are you scared of big fuck off ducks when pissed?

    Are you a chopper that only wears NorthFace jackets, fleeces and climbing trousers?

    Do you have a tan? (You will do)
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    Do you like Mitsubishi L200's??

    Do YOU want to be in the Dukes of Hazzard Unit?

    Do you have no sense of humour and an inability to interact with people?
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    Quote Originally Posted by the_matelot
    Do you like Mitsubishi L200's??

    Do YOU want to be in the Dukes of Hazzard Unit?

    Do you have no sense of humour and an inability to interact with people?
    ... if so, join the Senior Service instead


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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

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    Do you like Mitsubishi L200's??

    Do YOU want to be in the Dukes of Hazzard Unit?

    Do you have no sense of humour and an inability to interact with people?
    ... if so, join the Senior Service instead
    No, it's okay-you've got two of our top chimps-you're welcome to them!
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    You wouldn't happen to be one of them would you?!


    You're in training, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even smells like. Welcome to the Corps, son.
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    Re: Questions that should be added to the psychometric testing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Davros_the_Dalek
    You wouldn't happen to be one of them would you?!
    Chimp yes, dukes of hazard unit no.

    :D

    But you do have to admit that it does draw more than its fair share of, erm, personality challenged people.
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