E-Goat, it's like Rear Party but with more dresses and and less coarse language.

"Specialised role" - funny

Originally Posted by Fred_Cat

Originally Posted by Cuddles

"Barrier up...barrier down..." Looks like aniother military specialisation mastered!

What creases me is that the RAF regiment actually think this is difficult...

They have highly trained dogs though...they can read ID cards


:D

(c) Monty Python

(Scene: a wartime RAF station)

Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.
Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.
Jones: How was it?
Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father;
hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy,
flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite
right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered
back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and
caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it
slower.
Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
Jones: Hold on then -- Wingco! -- just bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's
banter for a sec, would you?
Chapman: Can do.
Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.
Idle: Bally Jerry... (he goes through it all again)
Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.
Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?

GRAMS: AIR RAID SIRENS
(Enter Palin, out of breath)

Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and
let's get the bacon delivered!
Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?
Idle: No -- I didn't get a word of it.
Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.
Palin: You know -- bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!
(no reaction)
Palin: Um -- Charlie choppers chucking a handful!
Chapman: No no -- sorry.
Jones: Say it slower, old chap.
Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?
Chapman: Ra-ther.
Palin: Um -- sausage squad up the blue end?
Idle: No, still don't get it.
Palin: Um -- cabbage crates coming over the briny?
The others: No, no.

(Film of air-raid)

Idle (voice-over): But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit
London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning.

(Chapman seen sitting at desk, on telephone)

Chapman: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs?... Good Lord, they _are_ expensive.

Stick to Brylcreem and buggery lads!

RAF Squadron... the same blokes that hoof around doing a SAM sweep as quickly, noisily and overtly as they can so that Abdul has no idea that an aircraft is inbound?

PS why have you raised this in the Int forum?

Some kind of secretive deception plan???

Move the thread to the INT CELL for wider coverage and japery.

The RAF Regiment lost their role when they closed Pops and Eddies and we had nowhere to kick the shite of the big timing wazzers. I remember 16 Sqn turning up in Boots Combat High when they firset came in, because they were posers they got them first, so they all went out on the P*SS in them !

It hardly seems worth it now as they've been done to death there and I put it here because the E-Goat post said something like:

Green Slime - Soldiers? Don't make me laugh.

I figured it would therefore be more appropriate here.

Originally Posted by the_guru

Move the thread to the INT CELL for wider coverage and japery.

Err, this is the Int CORPS.

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