ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Boumer** · 04-05-2012, 14:13

Er, rummaging about in the cupboard I found an old poster I had bought.

I bought it when I was with a girl who was a Russian speaker, but I cannot remember what the translation was. When we went our seperate ways, this went into the TARDIS that is my cupboard.

Sadly, I cannot call upon my ex-girlfriend's assistance to translate.

I wonder if any members of this august forum could help with the translation, before I put it up and find it is either subversive or obscene!

**ordinaryforces** · 04-05-2012, 14:21

your ex had a sense of humour, the poster says boumer had a little willy.

**Brotherton Lad** · 04-05-2012, 14:39

Glory to the defenders of the Soviet homeland. (It actually says defender in the singular, so it may be a reference to, eg, the Army.)

Edit. I started off well, then fluffed it (not for the first time). Better linguists have put me right.

**Boumer** · 04-05-2012, 15:07

Originally Posted by ordinaryforces

your ex had a sense of humour, the poster says boumer had a little willy.

It was cold where we lived.

She said it was a good size too.

Anyway, after learning Arabic I divorced her traditional style by stoning her.

Thanks Brotherton Lad, I like a little bit of colour to the office.

As long as it's red...

**Boumer** · 04-05-2012, 15:18

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

Glory to the defenders of the Soviet homeland. (It actually says defender in the singular, so it may be a reference to, eg, the Army.)

My one word of Russian: Spasiba (afraid I cannot do anything with Cyrillic).

Much appreciated.

**Brotherton Lad** · 04-05-2012, 15:44

Nichts zu danken. It is the badge of the Soviet Army in front of the badge of the Soviet Union.

**Boumer** · 04-05-2012, 17:58

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

Nichts zu danken. It is the badge of the Soviet Army in front of the badge of the Soviet Union.

Truly every day is a school day!

**subbsonic** · 04-05-2012, 17:59

A bit quiet in here, No wi fi in the Cigar Lounge Gladys?

**responder1** · 04-05-2012, 22:17

Originally Posted by subbsonic

A bit quiet in here, No wi fi in the Cigar Lounge Gladys?

He will be along soon I am sure. Even in Business class, in flight communications can be limited at times.

**Kromeriz** · 04-05-2012, 22:22

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Krom