i know one who is a rupert

Originally Posted by tylerdurdan502

I am considering joining the army but not sure who is the best regiment and what would suit my skills. I hold a British passport but not living there for a while yet. I do all the usual research on the www. but get the usual promotional garbage. I like the sound of intelligence as I speak Polish and German, maybe I could be of use in those countries? Could anyone tell me the pros and cons of the intelligence regiment please? I would prefer to be an officer rather than a GI, is there much difference?


Thx

why don't you join the gurkhas? i could use my raging bonk on when i let you out of my locker

Tylerdurdan502...Just out of interest, where did get that user name from? It's a bit limp, wouldn't Mr Daffodil or Mr Tulip be more appropriate, especially when you stated you wanted to "Bloom" and "Blossom" in your chosen career path.

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Your us friend is a raving polysexual who fucks shrimps for money. Tell him I said so.

What, people fuck shellfish?

These people, is there a pecking order? Do people who fuck decapod crustaceans like shrimps hold themselves aloof from people who fuck buccinidae which are basically horrible carnivorous scavengers commonly known as Whelks?

I should hate to put a sodomite shellfish in my mouth at the Masons barbecue.

Originally Posted by tylerdurdan502

I do not think you are a nice person cqms, I just spoke to my friend in the US military he said you are probably a fat looser who has been passed over on many promotions and are bitter. so you sit in your room with all your friends masturbating to pictures of young soldiers, then cry yourself to sleep but look forward to counting how many shovels and tents you have in the morning.

Well, I'm not fat but otherwise that's me to a T. Are you peeking at me?

I am not impress if my friend fucks shrimps at all but howe could he?

you are fat please stop lieing you are not long for this world, mybe star trek is your world or dungeons and dragons or acting battles of waterloo or watching jamsie bond.

Originally Posted by tylerdurdan502

I am not impress if my friend fucks shrimps at all but howe could he?

Seriously i know the types of questions you would face at your Int Corp interview panel...interested ?

I can not get to the gurkhas i am not nepaleses. but you like boys in your locker ahhhhhh so it is ok that I am gay to join the military?

Originally Posted by tylerdurdan502

you are fat please stop lieing you are not long for this world, mybe star trek is your world or dungeons and dragons or acting battles of waterloo or watching jamsie bond.

You slipped out of character earlier, now you're laying it on too thickly. Definitely a wah.