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    Senior Member g2_loony_bin's Avatar
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    Total Irrelevance

    Just thought we could have a special thread dedicated to going off topic which Ad Astra et al only seem interested in for the sake of wind ups.

    This thread is the space to go completely off topic so that other threads can flourish naturally.

    :D
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    i thought that was called the Abbots Bar? seem to remember that was the reason it was introduced by AF1771 in the first place...

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    ......and then I said "No LOOK me in the eye!"

    Boy, how we laughed
    Full well I served my master for more than 7 year

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    I thought from the heading that this might be a thread about me. I know my place.

    Taxi!

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    Surely if you post something irrelevant in a thread called 'Total Irrelevance' then that in itself is relevant to the thread..............

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    so he said: "well, I won't send YOU to post my letter then!"

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    ..and then he said "Do you accept my award?"
    They shall mount up with wings as eagles.

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    ..according to central staff there is no intelligence to indicate.........

    .........the equipment will be issued to you in theatre........

    ..................................SOPs / USSOs/ SyOps are being re-written

    Ascot 78910 will depart for AKI / BZN at xxxhrs

    Not forgetting that old favourite:

    ..............................read the last two survey / investigation reports before you visit the unit for the first time.

    Probably lost on many people now, but how can I ever forget:

    .. the QM says you're only entitled to 13 rounds.....
    No matter how poweful one's armies, in order to enter a country one needs the goodwill of the inhabitants.

    LCPL Niccolo Machiavelli
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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    Is this just an int thing or can anyone play golf on wed afternoon sports day?
    Don't sit on the fence, it will jag your arrse.

    Dougal: Oho, Ted, the Italians know about football, all right. And fashion. God Ted, do you remember that man who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him?

    fcuk him, if he's too slow, he's dead!

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    17
    Charlie don't surf...

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    BMP-3. I accidentally the whole thing.
    Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    Nothing.
    Well nothing means something in the context of the word.
    How can you write nothing if you want to say nothing in writing?
    What’s beyond infinity?
    "Tell off for equipment check" !

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    If you pop it onto a memory stick you should be able to take it with you.
    Don't sit on the fence, it will jag your arrse.

    Dougal: Oho, Ted, the Italians know about football, all right. And fashion. God Ted, do you remember that man who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him?

    fcuk him, if he's too slow, he's dead!

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

    Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

    ...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...
    "Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"

    "Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"

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    Re: Total Irrelevance

    Quote Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin
    Keep it on or off topic or at some point discuss!

    Henry said he cound not abide by the methods employed by the RAF Sy CI det in Basrah...

    ...but someday, somehow, he found his pen...
    And he wrote nothing?
    "Tell off for equipment check" !

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