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Discuss Total Irrelevance at the Int Corps forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by ancienturion
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09-08-2009, 22:06 #571Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
That's far to relevant!
Originally Posted by ancienturion
Ostvic is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
"Society only recognises cream as 'real' on the basis that it was packaged for Waitrose rather than Aldi,"
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09-08-2009, 22:23 #572Senior Member
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The Lexington Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt. The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
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10-08-2009, 03:17 #573Senior Member
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You say that like it's a bad thing... Originally Posted by ostvic
Mmmm this is turning into an orgy...... Originally Posted by auscam
NO! I'm Spartacus! And so's my wife! Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin
I'm Spartacus! Originally Posted by auscam
I snogged both of them. Simultaneously. Originally Posted by cuckingfunt
Originally Posted by ostvic
I snogged Katy Perry
I guess she's on some forum at this very minute saying "I snogged Ostvic" :D
Anyway enough with this relevance,car flump car flump car flump said the tweddle bird as I sucked on my solero.
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10-08-2009, 09:59 #574Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
I just can’t understand why some like to ride recumbent bikes?
"Tell off for equipment check" !
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10-08-2009, 11:46 #575Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
In the US state of Montana it is illegal to run over a moose between the working hours of 0800-1700 with a red vehicle travelling backwards at 27mph
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10-08-2009, 12:25 #576Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
It depends. I think having Ostvic there might put me off my stroke. Originally Posted by auscam
You say that like it's a bad thing... Originally Posted by ostvic
Mmmm this is turning into an orgy...... Originally Posted by auscam
NO! I'm Spartacus! And so's my wife! Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin
I'm Spartacus! Originally Posted by auscam
I snogged both of them. Simultaneously. Originally Posted by cuckingfunt
Originally Posted by ostvic
I snogged Katy Perry
I guess she's on some forum at this very minute saying "I snogged Ostvic" :D
Anyway enough with this relevance,car flump car flump car flump said the tweddle bird as I sucked on my solero.God save Imber!
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10-08-2009, 13:28 #577Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
Mount Kilimanjaro has two trails to the summit plain.
No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66
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10-08-2009, 14:10 #578Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
Playing hop-scotch? Originally Posted by cuckingfunt
It depends. I think having Ostvic there might put me off my stroke. Originally Posted by auscam
You say that like it's a bad thing... Originally Posted by ostvic
Mmmm this is turning into an orgy...... Originally Posted by auscam
NO! I'm Spartacus! And so's my wife! Originally Posted by g2_loony_bin
I'm Spartacus! Originally Posted by auscam
I snogged both of them. Simultaneously. Originally Posted by cuckingfunt
Originally Posted by ostvic
I snogged Katy Perry
I guess she's on some forum at this very minute saying "I snogged Ostvic" :D
Anyway enough with this relevance,car flump car flump car flump said the tweddle bird as I sucked on my solero."Do I look like a reasonable man? Or a peppermint nightmare?"
"Did you enjoy that boy, cockney urine all over your face? That was a bad time for you wasn't it?"
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10-08-2009, 14:21 #579Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
Such a shame the irrelevance factor has gone. What a waste of a thread.
No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66
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10-08-2009, 15:32 #580Senior Member
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Re: Total Irrelevance
Next wednesday will be fine Originally Posted by ancienturion
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