ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by LucreziaBorgia

I resemble that remark.

We're only trying to give the boy a bit of direction.

C'mon, you're lane it on a bit thick there.

Originally Posted by PANGEA

no no no no no!! DO NOT get that impression about me. I'd love to think that theres no racism in the army, but unfortunately, theres been too many times when this has been the case, and I just wanted to know if it was a common occurence in the SAS. I know the people in it are intelligent and decent people, thats why they are there, but you never know, and I don't know. I try to ignore race, and i want others to do the same.

When I talk about brown skin colour, I also mean that it has a tendency to stand out, when the majority skin colour is white, thats all........

.......plus you'll save the MOD a small fortune in cam cream.
What? What?

I'm sure that when the OP passes P-Coy he'll be right 'alley'.

Just remember you will need to get nasty white sticky rather than black for your eyes.

Originally Posted by 2/51

Just remember you will need to get nasty white sticky rather than black for your eyes.

I've got some on tap for him.

Originally Posted by Cutaway

I've got some on tap for him.

You're not Jarrod's sock-puppet are you?

I get it now, he's a Walt looking for feed-in intel for the mission.
I understand you can get wings, berets para smocks etc at most ex-army stores. You want medals? They can be ordered on-@line, engraved if you want, best keep it simple say a MM (they don't give them out anymore so that an age related issue) GSM with the correct number of bars, a SA, and perhaps a UN or two.
Classic phrases, Them, They, Balconies (be careful what number you chose to be as most of the lower ones are taken, and you don't want to tread on the toes of those other walts who were there, now do you?) the Boathouse, don't don't forget the colour that's very important.
Missions done, well there is plenty of reading to help you here, stuff by Andy McNob is best, but there are others who have seen good stuff, also don't forget the overseas stuff, black bag, grey army or is that green and so on.
The more you bone up on the longer you will remain an undetected Walt.
However never never forget, no photos ever! Or the Waltmisterz will get you.
Hop this helps.

Originally Posted by Knightwars4

The cunt is a yoof. Too much shitty Kidulthood and the such.

Oi Pangea! By the sounds of it, your still in secondary and mingling with all the wrong people.

Do yourself a favour, get some GCSE's and A Levels. Go to University. Maybe even go for the Army VI Scholarship. Drop the slang too, it's shit and quite crude.

Oh yeah, me and you are probably the same age. So have a think about that.

<Preparing for incoming>

Thats quite a condescending post "Rommel", considering your past threads/posts! Blind leading the blind?