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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Never mind all that. Consider this: Body carvings are the new tattoos OK the site is about a tartini getting the bladework, but I am sure they could do the full hunting scene with the foxes tail coming out of yer arrse if you asked nicely.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vastatio View Post
    You utter swine I first saw that here some years ago, and had repressed the memory successfully until now...(lunges for the bog)
    Scarification is cool! looked into getting the Motörhead emblem carved, but difficult to find someone who is good enough!
    The harder the fighting and the longer the war, the more the infantry and in fact all the arms, lean on the Gunners - Field Marshal Montgomery.

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    Bwahahahaha (@Vastatio)
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    (unpleasant noises heard off)
    For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.

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    Make sure you get your blood group tattooed as well, it saves time for the medics 'cos they don't need to cross match blood types if you have a tat.
    I had a black shirt, but I wasn't one.

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    A potato masher zig zag pattern, branded across your derriere is the way forward!
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    To be fair, this - http://www.inkworxtattoo.co.uk/l_a14...189b83841c.jpg is a very neat-looking job, but it'd look better at about 1/10th the size!
    For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Never mind all that. Consider this: Body carvings are the new tattoos OK the site is about a tartini getting the bladework, but I am sure they could do the full hunting scene with the foxes tail coming out of yer arrse if you asked nicely.
    minging skin peelings
    but the finished work don't look too bad
    hell of a lot of trust there though and not something i reckon i'll be having done
    i'll just stick with paedobear on me cock for the kids
    Nothing to see here, move along...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vastatio View Post
    You utter swine I first saw that here some years ago, and had repressed the memory successfully until now...(lunges for the bog)
    Quite Think I have just seen my breakfast again
    "Gentlemen, despite your excellent
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    do not be daunted if chaos reigns.
    It undoubtedly will"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragstrip View Post
    Sweet baby Jesus:

    http://www.inkworxtattoo.co.uk/l_a14...189b83841c.jpg

    I can only imagine what that'll look like when he's 80.
    Can anyone guess which regiment and Bn he was in?

    Did he have that done in or out? Because it must have taken some time, and I am pretty sure it would have hurt to put a Bergan/belt kit on!!!...

    Just sitting in a chair probably wrecked.





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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post

    Just sitting in a chair probably wrecked.

    I would have thought that would have been multiple visits for something that size

    Does it count as a Wah if you walk past and ask how long he's beEn a Marine (if you survive long enough he's a big lad)
    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III View Post
    That is a bit much, she has evidently spent a cool summer pounding weights like my Nan, (after she has bench pressed a fucking teak wardrobe face first!!) !!!!!!!!!
    Must be a senior rank with sloping shoulders like them!
    The harder the fighting and the longer the war, the more the infantry and in fact all the arms, lean on the Gunners - Field Marshal Montgomery.

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    I love tattoo's. Always have, I have many. Infact I'm in the process of having my chest piece finished. The Para one is PROPER over the top though.

    Im not gonna lie, I wanted my blood type on my arm. (stress the past tense)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chocolate_frog View Post
    Can anyone guess which regiment and Bn he was in?

    Did he have that done in or out? Because it must have taken some time, and I am pretty sure it would have hurt to put a Bergan/belt kit on!!!...

    Just sitting in a chair probably wrecked.
    i know that chap (well i think it's the same bloke i know), he's still in -well back in - just call him fat he loves it! honest he does!

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    My brother has a peggy on his thigh and a reg capbadge in the usual spot on his upper arm. Its like a moth to a fucking lightbulb as both times we have been away for a session abroad somewhere he has ended up arm in arm with another meat with similar markings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juan_Ramirez_III View Post
    My brother has a peggy on his thigh and a reg capbadge in the usual spot on his upper arm. Its like a moth to a fucking lightbulb as both times we have been away for a session abroad somewhere he has ended up arm in arm with another meat with similar markings
    I've recently enjoyed a family holiday abroad.

    When I say family, I mean I travelled with my family on holiday before some ex airborne bloke spotted my airborne 'tat when I was in the pool.

    This encounter led to alcohol poisoning, top notch bezzering and scorn towards wiggas, chavs and holiday reps.

    Just as a side issue, all male holiday reps are homosexual.

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