View Poll Results: going out to afganisan do you want a confirmed kill of a member of the taliban?

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  • No, but i will do it if i have to

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  • yes

    70 65.42%
  • No

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    It's a shame it's against the LOAC to pilfer the enemy dead for money and jewellry :(
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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    I doubt that they'd have any of either. Still, that's killing and looting covered; what about raping?

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Can we get down to the important bit?
    More pictures of the lovely Katherine Jenkins......

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Quote Originally Posted by raspberry
    It's a shame it's against the LOAC to pilfer the enemy dead for money and jewellry :(
    Yeah. Because the insurgents have got sh1tloads of cash and jewellery on then haven't they

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    TB1 "Nah, bring it in case there's an RPG or Stinger for sale at the jingly market. After all, what's the worst that could happen?.........."

    Edited to add: What kind of cnut would rob the dead, irrespective of what sid they are on or what they are fighting for?

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Quote Originally Posted by jagman
    Can we get down to the important bit?
    More pictures of the lovely Katherine Jenkins......
    Oh, are there two Katherine Jenkins then? Only I've just seen that Welsh opera-singing scutter...what's the other one like?

    Some other Welsh hotties...


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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    I want to make sweet love to the taliban, whilst wearing flowers in my hair and listening to Donovan...
    why did no cunt tell me the fucking swear filter had been removed? Wankers!!!

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Do we have to restrict our choices to Afghan born Taliban or can we include the Bradford and Sheffield (insert British city of your choice) dwelling war tourists that go over there to support their Isalmic bretheren?

    Also, when did Katherine Jenkins join the Taliban or have I missed something?

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Carry dental pliers for their plentiful gold teeth!

    Easy to smuggle back after the tour!

    Display your juggling prowess whilst telling warries in your local!

    Makes a great matching necklace-and-bracelet set for you to give your fiancee on your wedding night!

    Help perpetuate a long-standing tradition!

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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Quote Originally Posted by auscam
    Carry dental pliers for their plentiful gold teeth!

    Easy to smuggle back after the tour!
    I think you'll find the bottom has really dropped out of the secondhand dental plier market.
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    Re: do you want to kill a member of the taliban

    Yeah, why bother when your Leatherman does all that?

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