do you want to kill a member of the taliban

**auscam** · 14-03-2010, 07:54

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**alexreid** · 18-03-2010, 18:37

YOU DIRTY FUCKING DISGRACEFUL TALIBAN WITH YOUR IED'S....SNEAKY BASTARDS....FIGHT LIKE MEN YOU COWARDLY SCRAWNY FCUK'S.....DIRTY, DIRTY BASTARDS....YOU CAN'T FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF A HAM SANDWICH....If I find you I won't hesitate.....

**wedge35** · 19-03-2010, 00:22

Originally Posted by alexreid

YOU DIRTY * DISGRACEFUL TALIBAN WITH YOUR IED'S....SNEAKY BASTARDS....FIGHT LIKE MEN YOU COWARDLY SCRAWNY FCUK'S.....DIRTY, DIRTY BASTARDS....YOU CAN'T FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF A HAM SANDWICH....If I find you I won't hesitate.....

How is facing NATO armed with an old AK and a pita bread cowardly?

**alexreid** · 19-03-2010, 00:40

Having IEDs is, unfortunate... and they couldn't fight their way out of a ham sandwich as they don't do pork, thats what i meant...

**wedge35** · 19-03-2010, 00:47

Originally Posted by alexreid

Having IEDs is, unfortunate... and they couldn't fight their way out of a ham sandwich as they don't do pork, thats what i meant...

No doubt some of them call NATO a bunch of cowards for dropping air-dropped explosives on them.

**tally_target** · 19-03-2010, 00:52

To the poster of this topic, Your a cock and should stick to army cadets. To the bloke stating Taliban are cowards, your an even bigger cock, that hasn't deployed to ganners. Get a life, and stop sounding like a civvy!

**old_n_fat** · 19-03-2010, 00:52

Originally Posted by alexreid

Having IEDs is, unfortunate... and they couldn't fight their way out of a ham sandwich as they don't do pork, thats what i meant...

Are you some sort of parody? Or do you have problems in the mental health area?

**eodmatt** · 19-03-2010, 02:51

Originally Posted by wedge35

Originally Posted by alexreid

Having IEDs is, unfortunate... and they couldn't fight their way out of a ham sandwich as they don't do pork, thats what i meant...

No doubt some of them call NATO a bunch of cowards for dropping air-dropped explosives on them.

How DARE you, sir? I'll have you know we are British. Well some NATO chaps area. And that makes it jolly well OK!

**therealbigdizzle** · 19-03-2010, 03:51

do you get the obligatory piece of chalk to etch your kill tally either on the side of your gat or on your helmet?

or in the modern day does it have to be velcro'd on like everything else?

**auscam** · 19-03-2010, 04:24

It's burned on your soul, man!

You weren't THERE!

**raspberry** · 19-03-2010, 04:55

It's a shame it's against the LOAC to pilfer the enemy dead for money and jewellry :(

**auscam** · 19-03-2010, 05:19

I doubt that they'd have any of either. Still, that's killing and looting covered; what about raping?

**jagman** · 19-03-2010, 05:21

Can we get down to the important bit?
More pictures of the lovely Katherine Jenkins......

**Travis_Bickle** · 19-03-2010, 08:53

Originally Posted by raspberry

It's a shame it's against the LOAC to pilfer the enemy dead for money and jewellry :(

Yeah. Because the insurgents have got sh1tloads of cash and jewellery on then haven't they

TB1 "I say Mustafa, do you think that this Rolex goes with the AK or should I wear the Tag?"

TB2 "Rolex looks great. Do you think I'll be ok carrying all this cash? Or shall we leave it in the hotel safe?"

TB1 "Nah, bring it in case there's an RPG or Stinger for sale at the jingly market. After all, what's the worst that could happen?.........."

Edited to add: What kind of cnut would rob the dead, irrespective of what sid they are on or what they are fighting for?

**Cuddles** · 19-03-2010, 09:03

Originally Posted by jagman

Can we get down to the important bit?
More pictures of the lovely Katherine Jenkins......

Oh, are there two Katherine Jenkins then? Only I've just seen that Welsh opera-singing scutter...what's the other one like?

Some other Welsh hotties...