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**Alsacien** · 29-10-2009, 14:59

Originally Posted by reni_77

We trundled up to one of the gates one night at Shaibah after a lengthy road move, after clearing the chicane things there was no movement from either sanger and after a couple of loud long pips of the lead vehicles horn a little bloke came steaming out of the right hand sangar putting his gear on and fumbling round for some keys..We debussed to unload and had the humurous sight of the guard commander screaming at a fat bird poking her head out helmetless, no bodyarmour on and monged with sleep, f*cking Royal Signals again.. :D

It was'nt sleep that made her look dopey - she was recovering, the little bloke is known throughout the Corps as tripod.....

**Twice-the-man** · 29-10-2009, 15:00

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

just wondering if anyone had anything that they do when they are on stag so they dont get bored or fall asleep.

Observe your arcs?

**sillyboy** · 29-10-2009, 15:01

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Originally Posted by reni_77

We trundled up to one of the gates one night at Shaibah after a lengthy road move, after clearing the chicane things there was no movement from either sanger and after a couple of loud long pips of the lead vehicles horn a little bloke came steaming out of the right hand sangar putting his gear on and fumbling round for some keys..We debussed to unload and had the humurous sight of the guard commander screaming at a fat bird poking her head out helmetless, no bodyarmour on and monged with sleep, f*cking Royal Signals again.. :D

It was'nt sleep that made her look dopey - she was recovering, the little bloke is known throughout the Corps as tripod.....

:D If you were that man I applaud your b*llocking skills, even a salty old C/Sgt sniggered 'f*ck me, have you heard him?!' before we climbed back in

**FR_Trooper** · 29-10-2009, 15:02

Originally Posted by Twice-the-man

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

just wondering if anyone had anything that they do when they are on stag so they dont get bored or fall asleep.

Observe your arcs?

for what? im hardly going to get an rpg fired at me by some chavs am i?

**FiveAlpha** · 29-10-2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

Originally Posted by Twice-the-man

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

just wondering if anyone had anything that they do when they are on stag so they dont get bored or fall asleep.

Observe your arcs?

for what? im hardly going to get an rpg fired at me by some chavs am i?

See your Doctor. I think you're having an internal bleed. Skiplicker.

**Stinkerson** · 29-10-2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

Originally Posted by Twice-the-man

Originally Posted by FR_Trooper

just wondering if anyone had anything that they do when they are on stag so they dont get bored or fall asleep.

Observe your arcs?

for what? im hardly going to get an rpg fired at me by some chavs am i?

Chavs?

Where the fuck are you on stag then, your back garden!

And what do you mean 'what for' (observation of arcs)?

What the fcuk do you think the purpose of stag is?

**spad** · 29-10-2009, 15:08

having a wank in quite?

**Dollsteeth** · 29-10-2009, 15:23

No longer will i wank on stag, 'someone i know' was banging one out in one of the sangers overlooking Sangin bazaar, managed to finish in the nick of time before the next lad replaced him, not even managing to leave the roof a shot rang out and a sniper round missed the replacement by a matter of mm's, scimming his face and impacting in the sandbag behind, one can only assume said sniper had spent the whole time observing the 'bloke i know' through the whole wank and took sympathy/laughed his tits off before resuming normal service straight after.

Who said the Taliban dont have feelings/a sense of humour?